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a bad enough dude
Jun 30, 2007

APPARENTLY NOT A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO STICK TO ONE THING AT A TIME WHETHER ITS PBPS OR A SHITTY BROWSER GAME THAT I BEG MONEY FOR AND RIPPED FROM TROPICO. ALSO I LET RETARDED UKRANIANS THAT CAN'T PROGRAM AND HAVE 2000 HOURS IN GARRY'S MOD RUN MY SHIT.



quote:

Pamphlet nailed to the doors of public buildings throughout rural France:



To dodge taxes during a time of war is treason. Our brave soldiers - the only force holding back the huns from tearing down our homes - need food, supplies, ammunition, and fair pay. Would you, as a patriotic Frenchman, deny your brothers in arms those necessities? Would you allow Louis Capet and his Breton apes to tear apart our great nation? Would you let the Prussian and Austrian aristocrats burn down your fields so you starve, restore your peonage, and rape your wives and daughter? Non! If you cannot serve in our great Armée, than it is your obligation as a citizen to supply it! If you are found to have avoided paying your taxes, may God have mercy on your soul, for France will have none!

- The Ministry of War

Stalin-Chan
Feb 11, 2009

Yeah, the guy wearing the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in four months. Come on.

^ thank you



Please use your avatar or I don't know who is posting, thanks.

I propose the -Use Your Avatar- act which should be expedited through legislature quickly, it will require that all posters use their avatar when posting.

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012


Marie Antoinette
Queen of France
Warrior Princess


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Sup bitches, just came out of hiding in my secret Paris manor to let you know the turn is due in about 22 hours. Please try not to be late, as there are many important events to attend to. Enjoy the party in my absence.

Adieu!

Kellsterik
Mar 30, 2012


Georges Danton



Forgive me, I have been occupied with speaking directly to the people of Paris at various salons and clubs since the May Revolution, but have been monitoring the affairs of state closely. I humbly accept our Citizen-King's nomination as Minister of Foreign Affairs in this crucial hour.

SexyBlindfold
Apr 24, 2008
i dont care how much probation i get capital letters are for squares hehe im so laid back an nice please read my low effort shitposts about the arab spring

thanxs!!!




A BRIEF LETTER TO THE WORKING MEN AND WOMEN OF FRANCE, AND TO THE TYRANTS THAT THREATEN THEM, BY FATHER DUCHESNE

1. It is now clear that the monarchists are not satisfied with keeping you in chains, they have decided to start a gruesome campaign of mayhem, starvation and slaughter, much like the Spartans of old did in their secret rituals.
THE WORKING MEN AND WOMEN OF THIS NATIONS NOW OWE THEM NOTHING, not even the most trace of respects to be held to your equals in a functional Republic. the resources of your old Father Duchesne are limited, so sadly I can't give you their complete location, but THOSE WHO FOLLOW THE COWARD CITIZEN LOUIS CAPET ARE TO BE CONSIDERED ENEMIES OF THE PEOPLE. As such, the people are free to HELP THEMSELVES TO THEIR HOUSES AND WHATEVER THEY FIND IN THEM, BE THEM INHABITED OR NOT.
It is recommended that all men and women eager to take upon their shoulders this crucial mission of the New Republic should approach the nearest recruitment station of the Revolutionary Guard.

2. Let it be known that whoever takes upon him or herself the task of DELIVERING THE HEAD OF THE TRAITOROUS JEAN-BAPTISTE DONATIEN DE VIMEUR, (WHO STYLES HIMSELF COMTE OF ROCHAMBEAU), SKEWERED ON A STAKE, TO BE PRESENTED TO THE JOYOUS PEOPLE OF PARIS, shall by all lights and all reason be forever immortalized as a Founding Hero of the Republic, his or her name resounding through generations. For assistance on the craft of beheading and skewering, please consult your nearest "Le Père Duchesne" salesman.

3. While the priorities of the people are focused on more pressing matters at the moment, it is advised to the so-called "Citoyen Egalité", Louis Philippe, that if he does not take immediate measures to abolish the Monarchy and secure a Republican system completely devoid of any trace of hereditary autocracy, nobility and despotism, he will, too, be considered an enemy of the people. This revolution does not attempt to trade a King of Frowns for a King of Smiles, it seeks to free us from the yoke of royalty once and for all, without exception.

Kellsterik
Mar 30, 2012


Georges Danton



Excerpts from some speeches given to the people of Paris following the May Revolution:

quote:

Why did I save the life of Louis Philippe?

Because I stand for Law.

The bullet or blade of a lone assassin can no more make decisions for a nation than the pen of an absolute monarch, or any other despot. Our future will not be decided by one man, but by the voice of all the French. We will not let Justice be stolen from us by a murderer's lust for blood and glory.

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When you see them, ask the soldiers blockading Paris: when we are attacked, who will you fight for? Will you be lapdogs for the Emperor? Will the armies of Prussia reward you for your faithful service? All of them must ask their brothers in arms where they will stand when our enemies decide they have had enough of those people in France choosing their own destiny. Will they join the honorable Armée du Rhin in putting service to the Nation above the political ambitions of their commander?

Our enemies will laugh at them as fools when they invade to find an army blockading its own capital. But I promise you, France will not forget them should they prove their loyalty and martial honor by marching away from Paris and toward the frontline. There is true glory- not imprisoning one's fellow Frenchmen to coerce them into placing the traitor king or his power-hungry kin back on the throne, but in putting service to the people above all else and fighting to defend them against those who would crush our precious Liberty.

Friar John
Aug 3, 2007

Saint Francis be my speed! how oft to-night
Have my old feet stumbled at graves!

Georges Cadoudal

The Warmongers posted:

It is the essence of a tyrant to believe that a threat to his person is a threat to all the world. And have we not seen the tyrants in Paris scream and shout in terror, that the war that they began might not end in their victory? Now that their sins come home to roost, they raise a cry and hue that it is not they who are at risk, but all the people! The cowards would see the men and women of France die for them, as they begged their lord Satan for deliverance! Peoples of France, this is your battle, for they have thrust war upon you! They have asked in the armies of Europe because of their madness and tyranny!
This is your war, peoples of France, but will you acquiesce to the godless dictators who have brought it on you, who threaten you with death should you hold your hand up to them and say "No more!"? No law binds you to them, only their desire for power over you! But, peoples of France, you are more powerful than they are! I do not ask you to take up arms yet, for I love peace more than almost anything else, something I cannot say for the usurpers in Paris! But should you band together as brothers in Christ, protect yourselves from their agents and spies, you will show your fealty to the true King Louis XVI!
Vive le Roi Louis XVI! Vive fidèle France!

Speech to the sailors at Brest posted:

Hail, noble sailors! I come before you, with a plea of pity. Know that the orders of the usurpers does nothing but harm to the good people of this Duchy, people who have done you no harm, who have sheltered you in their midst in better times. The tyrants would see this peaceful people broken, reduced to slaves of ungodly decrees!
I know your feelings, I know you are men loyal not to the usurpers, but to the rightful King Louis XVI! Do you think he would see you destroy this people, who have so long been true to him and his family? Do you think the royal princess Maria desires you to blockade the people she has come to for comfort and aid? Do you think God in His Heaven desires you to make war against a people so attached to Him and His Church?
Then, no longer blockade this country! Defend it, instead! Protect the shores of this country and of France from the pirate de Sade! Know that you will have the eternal gratitude of this people and your King should you do so!
Take up the flag of your rightful sovereign, Louis XVI, and do no more harm to the people who love you so much!
Vive le Roi Louis XVI! Vive fidele France!

Nobles of Brittany, I have before you a proposed budget. I ask for your assent to its measures.
code:
Contributions Directes:
Tax Efficiency: Extremely Low
20% tax on nobility (4)
20% tax on bourgeoisie (3)
20% tax on the petit bourgeoisie (1)
0% tax on working poor (0)
25% tax on land and estates (5)

Debt
Current Market Interest Rate: 4.0%
Debt growth per turn: 0
Payments to debt interest per turn: 0
Payments to debt reduction per turn: 0
Debt Credits: 0

Possible creditors: Private citizens, the Bank of England, Dutch banks, and the Catholic Church

Trade
Tariffs: 0.0% tax rate on all overseas imports and exports.

Government Revenues:
Minting: 0 (0 inflation/year)
Inflation: 6.12%

Manufacturing: 1/2
Agriculture: 2/5
Infrastructure: 2/7
Transportation: 1/3
Culture: 0/3
Police: 1/5
Army: 3/5
Navy: 0/4
Intelligence: 0/3
Courts: 1/2
Clergy: 0/2
Education: 0/0
Healthcare: 0/0
Colonies: 0/1
Food Relief: 2/2
Subtotal: 0

Yearly Credits

Free Credits: 0
Credit Income: 13

Jenkem Delivery
Feb 8, 2005

Death created time to grow the things that it would kill


King Louis Philippe I, "Le Roi Egalité"

I nominate Charles Hector for Minister of the Marine. His skills as a sailor and administrator are second to none. I would be honored to have him head our Navy.

Monsieur Cadoudal does not mention that the blockade was to starve out the rebels who hate our fledgling Republic. They would take your rights in a heartbeat and leave you as nothing but serfs tied to ships. Robespierre, Lafayette, and myself started this revolution for you, for all the people of France. Ignore Cadoudal's ramblings, he is merely a puppet of the rebels who hate you, who hate your liberty, who hate your Republic! We shall crush the rebels and restore liberty, equality, and Republican ideals to Brittany! We shall unite France once more!

Gorgo Primus
Mar 29, 2009

We shall forge the most progressive republic ever known to man!



Steward Charles Armand Tuffin, marquis de la Rouerie
Steward of the Throne of the Elective Duchy of Breizh/Brittany for Duke Luis II


I grant consent to the proposed budget for Brittany, and ask for the Noble Assembly to pass it.

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

A slow smile spread over John's face. He turned to me and said the five most horrifying words he knows.

'Dave, I have a plan.'



Olympe de Gouges, playwright

Excerpts from Jeanne d'Arc, l'agonie et l'extase: une moralité contemporaine

Scene I posted:

Young Jeanne: I see in the beauty of those lilies strange faces looking down at me. But who can they be? And how can they be so beautiful?

[Stage right, lectern]
Cardinal of Winchester: And what convinced you that these... apparitions were genuine? Not mere tricks of light and shadow from the Devil?

Jeanne d'Arc: I could feel the glory of the Holy Spirit shining through me... the mercy of the Son washing over me... and the justice of the Father burning in my bosom. The saints held my glance and spoke. And they smiled.

Scene IV posted:

Loutish knight: You are brawny, headstrong, and smell of elderberries. Tell me, Maid of Orleans, hast thou ever been mistaken for a churl?

Jeanne: No, hast thou?

Scene IX posted:

Dauphin: But I don't understand, Jeanne. Lord Berthou is a loyal vassal. His family has fought for the cause of the House of Valois for generations.

Jeanne: No, your grace. Merely fighting for a king does not make one loyal to his kingdom. What is a king without his subjects, his people, his family? Berthou enslaves his peasants and crushes them with taxes they cannot pay. He brews his own poison by doing so. Not only is he unjust, he forments malice and spite from his own servants- your servants. You must not tolerate such broken swords in your armory, your grace.

Scene XII posted:

Messenger: My master, Philip the Good, bids thee welcome. Is there any in this rout with authority to treat with me? Or indeed with wit to understand me? Not thou at least! It needs more to make a saint than fever dreams, or a rabble such as this. Why, any brigand of the hills can show as good a following!

Jeanne: It is the custom for ambassadors to use less insolence.

Messenger: So you can speak, Maid of Orléans. Our Burgundian host stands with the English armada against the remnants of your rabble. Why not stop? I say, stop here.

Jeanne: I smite this bosom with these two hands as I smite it now, and I tell you, I was brought up among the pesants and doyens so much like these Frenchmen you have slaughtered. This peasant family so injured by your brothers-in-arms is my family. Burgundian, that boy you have slain and laid upon the ground like a dog is my brother, his sister you have stolen her virtue from and broken is my sister, her husband is my sister's husband, that unborn child is my child, their father is my father, and those dead are my dead, and that summons to answer for those things descends to me! Is that not so?

Messenger: (cowed) It is so.

Jeanne D'Arc: Then tell Wind and Fire where to stop, but don't tell me.

tatankatonk
Nov 4, 2011

Pitching is the art of instilling fear.


Colonel Wood posted:

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King Louis Philippe I, "Le Roi Egalité"

I nominate Charles Hector for Minister of the Marine. His skills as a sailor and administrator are second to none. I would be honored to have him head our Navy.



I humbly accept this post, and promise to continue to serve the nation as faithfully as ever.

WhitemageofDOOM
Sep 13, 2010

... It's magic. I ain't gotta explain shit.

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Koca Yusuf Pasha, Ambassador of the Ottoman Empire

Frenchmen of the assembly, These are dark times for you, and your minds must be focused on them, but there is also a state to govern and you must not lose sight of that.

In that vein I have a proposal for your noble minds to consider.
Trade is the life blood of all nations, and it is always fed upon by the states in question to enrich their own coffers. And though the state has this right, and does much good work with this, it does impede trade.
I propose that as a show of friendship, and cooperation between our states we create an act of Ottoman-French free trade abolishing all tariffs and trade barriers between french and ottoman merchants, this will be especially beneficial in allowing high quality Egyptian cloth to fully take advantage of the skilled craftsmen of the french textiles industry, allowing for us to undermine British and Indian textile interests.

a bad enough dude
Jun 30, 2007

APPARENTLY NOT A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO STICK TO ONE THING AT A TIME WHETHER ITS PBPS OR A SHITTY BROWSER GAME THAT I BEG MONEY FOR AND RIPPED FROM TROPICO. ALSO I LET RETARDED UKRANIANS THAT CAN'T PROGRAM AND HAVE 2000 HOURS IN GARRY'S MOD RUN MY SHIT.



Marquis de Lafayette, Minister of War, Commander of the National Guard

I fully back the Grand Vizier's proposed Ottoman-French Free Trade Compact. Not only will this result in immediate economic benefit for both of our great nations, but will lead to stronger ties with our natural allies in the Orient.

Stalin-Chan
Feb 11, 2009

Yeah, the guy wearing the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in four months. Come on.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.



Written from the bathtub of Jean-Paul Marat

Citizens! Let me tell you a story. Consider a man, ill and plagued with a debilitating skin disease. When he soaks in the healing mineral water, with a rag of vinegar on his face, he can feel normal, he can feel like a full-fledged human. However, if he goes out, even to do the most banal tasks, even without any exposure to the harsher elements, his skin deteriorates, he bleeds and oozes from his face, and the old blisters in his nether regions burst and coat his unmentionables in blood and pus.

It should be obvious by now where I'm going with this: the bath tub is a democratic republic. Outside of it, even the most benign, gentle monarch will lead a man to discomfort at best and grotesque disfiguration at worst. I, Jean-Paul Marat, refuse to abandon my bathtub even for Louis-Philippe, an honorable man I wish no ill. It's not that I think that Louis-Philippe is a bad king, it's that the act of ruling as a monarch is inherently evil.

Citizens, I beseech you. Your body is telling you, as it told me, that you cannot take this anymore. Notice the blisters under your testicles, the blood pouring out of the pockmarks on your face, the skin peeling off your flesh! This is monarchy. The only cure, the only cure I say, is the mineral water bath of the democratic republic and the soothing vinegar rag of liberty.

Vive la France!

Ramba Ral
Feb 18, 2009

"The basis of the Juche Idea is that man is the master of all things and the decisive factor in everything."
- Kim Il-Sung




quote:

Update on the situation in Paris

Sehr geehrter Kanzler von Horst,

The situation in Paris is extremely tense right now.It is rather die Ruhe vor dem Sturm. Food shipments by the general besieging the city is to start apparently but there are cries within the city to fight against him. I have yet to know what the Jacobins are going to do in response. They aren't the only radical faction in France and other radicals are extremely displeased at the current situation of what occurred. I, however, realizing that Summer is coming do plan to take a holiday to honor the very important event for our people. Mirakel des Hauses Brandenburg. I will tell the staff immediately what is happening and have them take the day off so as to show respect to the actions of Divine Providence.

Anyway, I do plan to arm myself as people have been disappearing in the streets namely in St. Rue and I also instructed the staff to arm themselves too. Paris is going to become an Hobbesian State of Nature and I plan to survive this war against all. Not to say I am alone in practicing caution as the American ambassador has bought Spanish steel and weapons to protect himself. Plus, I'm sure they won't like foreigners now and pretty soon with what is happening back home.

On the aside, the organization of certain armies here in France really sadden me as I hope that perhaps they can find their own von Steuben to give them a Valley Forge-esque resurrection.

Mit freundlichen Empfehlungen,
Friedrich-Wilhelm von Franco

Servant
Aug 3, 2010

... so you see, following that the will of the People cannot be reasonably interpreted down to the individual level, a legitimate government should operate purely through coin-flips...

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From: The Prince-Royale, Louis Philippe de Bourbon, leader of the Orleanist Faction
To: Jean-Paul Marat, Editor of L’Ami du Peuple

You have written a fictional short story about a bathtub, in your own personal newspaper. Let me write about the real world. Or, rather, let me draw attention to the fact that
(a) Paris is currently under siege by the L’Armee du Nord
(b) de Sade's anarchists are committing numerous crimes against humanity
(c) the Breton continue to wage their illegitimate and reactionary rebellion to establish a state that cannot and should not exist
(d) we are in danger of losing our Haitian colony and the revenues that are needed to sustain our own welfare programs back home
(e) we are on the brink of being invaded by Austria
(f) and the 'radical' Enrages wage their private struggle to overturn all forms of order and stability, to wage "revolution" for revolution's sake, without any care for the actual needs of Frenchmen

This is why we have a monarchy. In a time of national crisis and disaster, you need a strong guiding hand and figure to provide national unity and guidance. France has been besieged and attacked many times. But it was the King that kept France alive and allowed to sustain itself, even when we fought the Hundred Years' War.

Think what would happen if we indeed had a Democratic Republic. You would have chaos, as there would be no strong leader that would be able to make decisive decisions. Just look at how an American ambassador prevented the establishment of a province of Haiti just by publishing a few pamphlets! A foreigner! If we indeed have a democracy, we would be continually in turmoil, and there would be no strong leader to get us out of that turmoil.

But you might say "Why not give power to the 'people' as a whole"? The people don't exist. Factions exist. Mobs exist. Special interest groups exist. Even powerful leaders with a strong force of personality exist. But not the people as a whole. If the People does exist, then The People can only be called a schizophrenic entity, who will one day advocate absolute monarchism one day and abolishing the state the next. He will be a madman, swayed by the itty-bitty bits of passion and pamphlets. Doesn't even matter where they came from.

What we need is a system that can ensure that the French citizens will be able to express their views and implement policies, guided by the hands of a strong, capable executive who derives his legitimacy from the consent of the governed. The French Revolution of 1789 was fought for that principle. This system has some problems in implementation, and they are only now being remedied. But it is this system, and not a democratic republic, that will lead France to glory.

The only problem with monarchism is that the system of hereditary rule and complete subservience to absolute despotism has led to the Traitor King to grow arrogant and haughty. It has led him to even consider treason against the French State. Well that King is gone now. The new King is here, and he's going to restore the French monarchy and ensure newfound stability and order, and enshrine this principle among all: that The French King is subject to the French constitution and the will of the French State.

Long Live The Revolution. Long Live The King.
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Email: igorhorst@gmail.com

Gorgo Primus
Mar 29, 2009

We shall forge the most progressive republic ever known to man!



Steward Charles Armand Tuffin, marquis de la Rouerie
Steward of the Throne of the Elective Duchy of Breizh/Brittany for Duke Luis II

Open Musing of an Open Mind: On ‘Consent of the Governed’ posted:

The Republicans and their allies like to talk about the Consent of the Governed and how a government is faulty and worthless if it can not earn it for itself. They say that if a people feel they have been wronged and wishes to change their government they may do so - by any means necessary. They talk of the Social Contract and how if one side breaks it, so can the other. They talk of all these things and apply it one way for the French, and another for the Breton.

The Frenchmen has every right, if forced to live in a way not their choosing, to have revolution and radically alter the government as they see fit. They may change laws, rulers, customs, everything and anything they wish - if the French as a whole will it.

The Breton, they say, have no right, if forced to live in a way not their choosing, to do the same. They have no right to anything - not even their own language and culture. The Breton is inferior and the concept of the 'Consent of the Governed' does not apply here; nor does the rules ascribed to the Social Contract. If the Bretons are wronged by their government they must suck it up and die quietly. They must never ever resort to revolution or resistance of any kind, lest they be thieves and mongrels.

No, I reject the faulty logic and double standards of the Republicans and their allies - of the Great Parisian Chauvinists. If they truly believe in the Consent of the Governed then they must accept that the Bretons do not Consent to French rule or subjugation, and that we have been wronged so throughly as to have the right to our own revolution. The Bretons have the right to radically alter their government back to how it was in days of old. They have a right to choose their own rulers, customs, everything and anything they wish - if the Bretons as a whole will it. And we do.

The Republicans and their mantras are shams! They only believe in their democracy, reason, constitution, social contract, and yes, even the consent of the governed(!) when it suits their interests - their dictatorship under Robespierre, Lafayette and their Puppet King. And if they don't care about such things when it comes to Bretons, why should they care when it comes to others they dislike. Soon I feel even the French people will learn what happens when hypocrisy is the only consistent creed of the late Kingdom of the French. Beware Robespierre's sadism, for it knows no bounds.

Signed,
Steward Charles Armand Tuffin of the Sovereign Independent Elective Duchy of Brittany, in Personal Union with the Kingdom of France under Luis II/Luis XVI

AndItsAllGone
Oct 8, 2003




Alexis Le Veneur de Tillières, commandant l'Armée du Rhin
Address to the young men of Strasbourg during an Army of the Rhine recruitment event

People of France! I shall not burden you with minced words: the shadows enveloping our country grow longer by the hour. It is clear to all of us that the danger of civil conflict looms over us, even as the hungry eyes of Europe turn to the discord in Paris with a renewed appetite. Even clearer is the fact that any war--whether waged between the various factions of France or the Germanic powers upon us--would be ruinous to the folk of this valley and beyond.

It is for this reason that I appeal to you all for support! The Army of the Rhine's duty is to defend the men and women of France, regardless of who sits on the throne in Paris, regardless of what social contract has been drawn up. To the monarchist I say: my soldiers will defend the ancient culture and spirit that made France the greatest nation on earth. To the republican I say: if we are truly to determine the future of our country we must first secure its defense against intrusion. We must put aside our civil strife and look to the people--whether subject or citizen--who most stand to suffer from war.

To anyone willing to set aside their disputes and join me in the Army of the Rhine, your service will not go unrewarded and unhonored. Your wives and children, should you have them, can find a place of safety in my Grand Camp. In addition, I give my assurance that, so long as I have power to prevent it, your property will be kept safe from siezure should you choose to volunteer. If you cannot devote yourself to my cause, then at the very least I ask you to share whatever materiel or money you can spare, with my personal promise that it will only be used to the very necessities of military life.

It breaks my heart to have to appeal to the men and women of my country to arm and feed the soldiers defending them. The coils of violence that have gripped our government are a shameful blight on our society and I can only beseech the people of France to trust in me, for I know they have learned that trust in government and its attendant parts can come with a bitter price. I pray my appeal will find the generous and noble spirit of the French people unbroken by recent events.

Friar John
Aug 3, 2007

Saint Francis be my speed! how oft to-night
Have my old feet stumbled at graves!

Georges Cadoudal

Written in Georges' diary with the scrawl "129" posted:

A gradual canticle. Out of the depths I have cried to thee, O Lord:
Lord, hear my voice. Let thy ears be attentive to the voice of my supplication.
If thou, O Lord, wilt mark iniquities: Lord, who shall stand it.
For with thee there is merciful forgiveness: and by reason of thy law, I have waited for thee, O Lord. My soul hath relied on His word:
my soul hath hoped in the Lord.
From the morning watch even until night, let Israel hope in the Lord.
Because with the Lord there is mercy: and with Him plentiful redemption.
And He shall redeem Israel from all his iniquities.

Viral Warfare
Aug 4, 2010

~~a n d I a m c a l m~~

Turn is due in two hours (6 PM EST). Send them to vanhelsing420@gmail.com and qu0pr0quid001@gmail.com so that way we can get them processed tonight!

Jenkem Delivery
Feb 8, 2005

Death created time to grow the things that it would kill


King Louis Philippe I, "Le Roi Egalité"

I must again commend The Army of the Rhine and General Veneur for their bravery in the face of Prussian aggression. Aggression that went unchecked during the rule of Louis XVI and is now laid at the feet of our fledgling Republic. In recognition of the sacrifices of our fighting men and the support of the women now serving in support roles in our military I propose the Armed Services Care Act giving veterans of the Army and Navy pensions and veterans benefits for their service. For too long they have been neglected by a throne deaf to their needs and blind to their heroic service. No longer, I say! Join me in supporting our troops as they fight the true enemies. I urge the Army du Nord to desert their posts on the useless siege of Paris and join the army of the Rhine to fight the true menace to our nation! Ignore the commands of your corrupt Breton Puppet General. He cares not for you, he cares not for France, he cares only for his Breton masters who keep him on a short leash. Go forth and do your patriotic duty to defend France!!

Empress Theonora
Feb 19, 2001

No reason to make an effort to empathize if doing so comes at the price of oblivion.



Claire Lacombe

On the May Revolution

One of the main causes of the Revolution was the scarcity of common goods. The material consequences of the failings of the Ancien Régime— the masses of the French people left without the coin they needed to survive by a taxation scheme built for the enrichment of the great men of the nobility and clergy— were impossible to ignore, and the people rose up and cried out for justice.

Food, money, and the other necessities of life remain scarce, but the new masters of France have succeeded in bringing an abundance of one resource: Kings. For, while the desolated France of the Ancien Régime had to make due with one, in this glorious new age we have two. The women and men of France can now choose whether they'd prefer Louis Philippe I or Louis XVI to exercise mastery over their destinies. And that's not all! Many of the men jockeying for power put on monarchial airs and pretensions— Charles Armand Tuffin calls himself a humble steward of Bretons, yet a crown sits upon his brow all the same. Louis Stanislas Xavier covers himself in royal pomp and ceremony as he conspires abroad with the enemies of France. And, should a king be insufficiently regal, Emperor of Austria has also decided that the future of France is his business. Liberty blooms!

It has become increasingly clear that the institution of monarchy— even "Constitutional" monarchy— is incompatible with the liberty of the people of France. Even in the most radical conception of Constitutional Monarchy, one where the king is entirely powerless, he is still a symbol of inequality and injustice. The existence of a King says, simply, that some people are born higher than others, and one man— and it is always a man, the institutions of monarchy being hostile to women in particular— is allowed to sit above all others. Not because of his accomplishments, or individual virtues, or the will of the people— simply because he has the right blood flowing in his veins.

The notion that some people are simply better than others permeates France. The wealth of traitorous emigre nobles, the institution of slavery, and the power men hold over women all stem from this pernicious idea. The existence of a monarchy means that the entire state is ordered in accordance with this unnatural and unjust law, from the highest echelons on down.

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

A slow smile spread over John's face. He turned to me and said the five most horrifying words he knows.

'Dave, I have a plan.'



Olympe de Gouges, playwright

More excerpts from Jeanne d'Arc, l'agonie et l'extase: une moralité contemporaine

Scene XVI posted:

[At the execution. The play's centerpiece.]
Duke of Bedford: Heretic! Do you recant upon your sins against this world and against England?

Jeanne d'Arc: I have told you already my dream for my country, ruled by a good king, the likes of you will never know. I am in this world for a little longer but I am not of this world! And England, for all its earthly riches, is a moral dunghill!

(a beat, for applause)

Duke of Bedford: Then burn, witch! (the fire is lit)

Stage far left, Reims- the Dauphin is crowned once again

Jeanne d'Arc: Lo there do I see my father.

Stage far right, one of the sisters-in-arms, Yvonne, again slays Fastolf's captain at the Battle of Patay

Jeanne d'Arc: Lo there do I see my mothers and my sisters and my brothers.

Stage mid-left, Jeanne with helm on (played by one of the sisters-in-arms' actresses) inspects her knights, both male and female

Jeanne d'Arc: Lo there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning.

Stage near left, Jean II the fair duke and his merry men cheer once more at the victory of Orléans, embracing an obscured figure in armor at their center.

Jeanne d'Arc: Lo they do call to me.

Stage near right, the Dauphin with his advisors at court looks warily towards the crowd. One whispers to the prince and he finally nods.

Jeanne d'Arc: They bid me take my place among them.

Stage center, garden- Young Jeanne once again looks at the lilies as three Saints surround her.

Jeanne d'Arc: In the fields of a new France, where the free may live forever.

She dies

Epilogue, Dauphin's court - this scene, like several others, differs from folio to folio and is recorded as being performed differently in different performances posted:


Dauphin: And you would do what now? Betray the ideals she died for? Tarnish her memory and forget France? (Slaps the duke across his face.) Steelfist, you may have bled heavily for our cause, and I will not ignore that. But your weakness let her die. You and the whole pack of nobles did nothing to save her. (Spits at him)

(Mockingly) This spot of quaff is more than you ever gifted her. No matter how you babble on about your new age, and your new order, in the end you were as useless to her as a Hussite. What justice did your betrayal serve? Your falseness damned her to the flames.

Turns to the sisters-in-arms.

Dauphin: She taught me. She taught me how France should be ruled. Not under the influence of that cringing pack of nobles, but by the wise advice of those who understand what is best for this realm. Just counselors, like her. Like- you.

Sister Violette: What would you have us do?

Dauphin: Kneel.

They do. The Dauphin unsheathes his sword, raising it high, gazing at it, then brings it down flatly on the shoulder of one of them.

Dauphin: For your courage in battle and in service of Jeanne d'Arc, I, Charles the Seventh, of the House of Valois, Dauphin of France, heir to the rightful throne of this country, dub thee Sister Geneviève a daughter of justice!

He lays the sword on her other shoulder, before bringing it up once more.

Dauphin: Rise, a knight!

The others, unable to contain their excitement, cheer at this

Dauphin: For your bravery, and your wisdom, and your love of what is right, I charge you all to be protectors of France. Do not fail me, nor her. Fight against her enemies without, and within. Bring righteous law and wise justice to all. Do not let her sacrifice be forgotten.

Knight Violette: Vive le Roi!

Dauphin: Yes. (Looks at the audience.) Vive le France!


Final scene, occasionally performed, thought to be a 'teaser' for a followup work posted:

[Battlefield after battle, fallen pennants beside broken armor]

Farmer Arnoux: Merci, merci beaucoup milady! They would have burnt the entire field if not for your intervention!

Knight Beaulieu: Do not thank me for only carrying out the duties of my order, yeoman. Stopping these bandits is my mission. Yet I wonder if it will ever be over-

Farmer Arnoux: The defense of one's home is never over.

Knight Beaulieu: True enough. Yet it pains me-

Farmer Arnoux: Pains you how, milady?

Knight Beaulieu: I was there when she burned, yeoman. I still remember her words. And the king's. Our duty is to fight men like Vieux, evil men who would destroy your farm for the greed of their dark lords. Yet every day, even as the English fight us, more men like him crawl out like rats from fell places. An unceasing plague of locusts. I ask this- what did she fight for, then? What did she die for?

Farmer Arnoux: You are still young, milady, even if you are a knight. The sainted Jeanne fought and died for something that will outlive both you and me.

Knight Beaulieu: But what, yeoman? What could that possibly be?

Farmer Arnoux: (smiling) France, milady- if we can keep her.

EXEUNT

Friar John
Aug 3, 2007

Saint Francis be my speed! how oft to-night
Have my old feet stumbled at graves!

Georges Cadoudal

Speech to the men of Rochambeau posted:

Men of arms! My brothers in Christ! I greet you!
Some of you may know my name, some of you may have heard my words. I am sorry that I do not know all of you as well as I should. If you might allow me to speak a little to you all, for I am a poor man, and God has only given me a voice that does not seem to fail.
I have been praying, lately, and it has been difficult to ask for the mercy and wisdom of God, when I know that you need those graces more than such a fool as myself. You hear the speech of others who say "these men are killers, these men hate peace," and you wonder "are they right?" You wonder in your hearts "maybe I should not follow my marshal, maybe I should lay down my arms." These men say to you "King Louis XVI is gone, and there is a better king now, one who will hold you dear," and you think "maybe they are right, maybe they know this king better than I do?" Why should I pray for myself, when you have been under such trials?
Do not be ashamed of such thoughts, or any stirring you may have felt! For they are the whispers that seize all men, from the lowest to the highest, the saint and the sinner. But I ask you, will you give in? If the essence of bravery is to know doubt, but still to conquer it, will you let the world call you cowards?!
I look at you, and I do not see traitors. I do not see Prussian lapdogs. I see men who love smoking Virginian tobacco, who play cards, who pray that they might see their families again and live in peace. But most of all, I see loyal men. You have taken the execration heaped upon you by slanderers and schismatics, and have borne it without complaint. You have shown the strength that Jesus Christ showed to his accusers, and I can give no greater praise than that! I see loyal men!
Loyalty to the true King, Louis XVI, has been the watchword here. And I cannot tell you how proud I am of all of you. These are dark times, yes, but what is loyalty if it fails at the first sign of trouble? Do we not call those who would flee their responsibilities at the first drop of rain cowards, for they have no stomach to brave the storm? Do we not despise those friends, who flee our presence at the first reversal? We are each called to love and obey our sovereign with such force as to be compared to hoops of steel, and you have risen to the challenge. There are those who would have you flee the banner of the King, to some new invention of tyrants and fools. But you have denied them! You have shown yourself more steadfast, more brave, more faithful than any other army in this Kingdom of France! Those who stand on the sidelines show themselves as the cowards they are, the men that Christ warned: "But because thou art lukewarm and neither cold nor hot, I will begin to vomit thee out of my mouth." (Rev. 3:16)
War has come to us, and should we fail in our task a greater war will descend upon all of France, all of Europe, and perhaps all the nations of the earth, as has never been seen before in all the history of the world. Your place is here, not so that you might take pleasure in hardship of women and children, but because the foresight and wisdom of your general Rochambeau has determined this to be the crisis point, and I agree with him completely. His enemies call him a Breton puppet, but anyone who has met the man must know how false this is! He is my friend, but has been ever loyal to King Louis XVI, publically declaring he would march on Brittany if it be the King's will! I am glad the King would never will such a thing!
Yes, the radicals have raised up a new banner for themselves, as the devils raised up Satan after their damnation, and say that their's is the right way, the true way, the way of justice, the way of peace. *laughs* You might have heard me say this before, but it is false. They would destroy you, and your homes. They tried it before in Brittany, but were beaten off by brave men. The men in that city of Paris, who call for the destruction of all human society, they are the end result of the godlessness of the radicals. I see you, with your rosaries and crosses, and know you do not bend to that will!
There is an army in that city, fellows. An army that is beholden to no law of God or Man, that is held by a collar in the hands of haters of God. You are here, so that that army may be destroyed, and its noxious slave drivers may be swept from the face of the Earth! You are here, so that the godless and powerful may be cast down, the meek raised up, faith be raised above sin! You are here so that all of France may see true righteousness at arms! Do not fail in your task, do not shirk from your duty! When the time of battle comes, hold yourselves strong as true sons of France, and do honor to your names, and the name of your sovereign Louis XVI!
One day, the courage of France may fail. One day, there may be a tide of darkness that sweeps over this realm, leaving nothing in its wake but desolation and death, because men did nothing to stop it. A day we forsake all our oaths and friends, and give Antichrist the keys of all the world.
But it is not this day!
This day, we fight for all of France!
By your faith in Jesus Christ, and with the intercession of His Mother, I bid you stand for your King and country!
*Unveiling the King's Banner*
I ask you all to swear on this banner, as I shall, to be ever loyal to the King Louis XVI, to ever obey his just will, and to name yourselves the King's Army!

tatankatonk
Nov 4, 2011

Pitching is the art of instilling fear.


Rincewind posted:

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Claire Lacombe

On the May Revolution



Agreed, for the most part. Both sides are looking for help to further their causes, either a return to the status quo for the monarchists, or a new republic for the Jacobins, but what have both factions displayed in common so far? An unwillingness to consider the state of the rights of fully half their subjects and citizens, that is to say, the rights of women! From being unable to vote, all the way to not being able to become head of state under a monarchy, things need changing! Now, now, now is the time for women to make themselves heard, and demand full equality under the law! Full consideration in the eyes of their male peers! The proper amount of respect from the other half! The blood of patriots and traitors both has been spilled to allow women this opportunity, and it is this precise moment when the fairer sex must learn to speak, and say "We hold up half the sky!"

AndItsAllGone
Oct 8, 2003




Alexis Le Veneur de Tillières, commandant l'Armée du Rhin
In an address to his gathered officers

Gentlemen, gentlemen. I hope we've all sufficiently recovered from our dear Lieutenant General Agnès's retirement party. I won't keep you too long; I simply wanted to officially announce the promotion of André Masséna to replace him. Many of you privately voiced your encouragement for this appointment; you shall be glad to know your commander is not so bull-headed as to ignore foolish advice!

In all seriousness, General Masséna has earned his promotion through his devotion to France and the welfare of her people. I join the entire Army of the Rhine in commending him.

Viscardus
Jun 1, 2011

Thus equipped by fortune, physique, and character, he was naturally indomitable, and subordinate to no one in the world.



Général André Masséna

Thank you, General de Tillières. I am honoured to serve under a true hero of France such as yourself. Only in France could a man with beginnings as humble as my own attain this position, and I shall endeavour to prove that your faith in my abilities is not misplaced. To France, and to our inevitable victory over any foolish enough to attack her!

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010


Saint Just



A speech to the Jacobin Club

"So is this to be our Revolution? Do we trade one king in for another? Let me make this clear, my objection to Louis XVI is only secondarily that he is a BAD king. It is primarily that he is a king. For no king can be just. Injustice is the nature of monarchy. It is a perversion of reason and nature. For nature shows us that everywhere man is born free. Freedom is the natural state of man, and for one man to elevate himself above the rest, and to claim that he is ordained to rule, not because of his skills, but merely because of his birth, is the most infamous crime known to Nature. So kings are, by their perverse nature, enemies of mankind, of nature and of reason, and like all monstrosities and grotesques, must be destroyed. This is what we MUST fight against. We must resist the tenet of nobility; the tenet that one man is superior to another by birth.

So why do we settle for what just happened? A noble replaced one king with another. Is this progress? I know that it's said that THIS king will be be a better king, a more capable king, a king more in love with liberty. If this king were in love with liberty, he could best serve liberty by taking a razor and cutting his own throat! Why are we afraid to go to the people? Don't we know the people love liberty? Hasn't every move forward in this revolution so far been at the urging and by the action of the people? Do not the people; does not the Paris Commune show their support for the Jacobin platform by naming Robespierre President? It was not the noble Lafayette who elevated Robespierre, but it was the People. Why is Citizen Robespierre afraid to use the power he is given? Why does he hesitate to call on the people? Does he think that they will not support us in creating a Republic? I say it is the people who want the Republic! It is the people who know most what the cruel reign of kings and nobles has brought on France. Robespierre has but to lift his hand, like Moses, and the people will rise up as a mass and fight for the Revolution. So why then do we take the crusts of "constitutionalism" when we can instead dine on the loaf of Republicanism? Now is the time for boldness. Now is the time for action. Now is not the time for timidity. We have committed ourselves to liberty, gentlemen, sworn a sacred oath, and now we must do our duties.

sniper4625
Sep 26, 2009

It is a foolish man indeed who attacks his fellow man when there are literal crocodile-men eating Virginians.




A speech to the Jacobin Club

I find the calls of "Robespierre has abandoned his desire for a Republic" to be a rather insulting notion. No man wants a Republic more than I, but I will not sacrifice that Republic on the altar of hasty action. Do you not think I know the people yearn for a Republic? Do you not think I desire that King Louis Phillipe, as virtuous a man as he may be, step down (as he himself has promised to do). Could he be lying to me? Perhaps. However, he does so at his own risk, and he has thus far been an honorable man.

Yes, we could rise up, we could storm the palace, we could raise the bloody flag of Republicanism, we could do all these things that young Saint Juste advocates. Then where would we be? Still surrounded by the armies of our enemies, still subject to invasion by the forces of Europe, still at mortal peril. The only difference would be that we would alienate a great deal of our fellow countrymen and the greater world in the process. Is having the Republic for three months worth the lifetime of Absolutism that will result when the armies of Europe smash into a weakened France? Would accept living a lifetime as serf under an absolute monarch, just to be able to say, "I had the Republic for a few weeks!" Will you be so unconscionably foolish?

Think, goddamn you, think! Will you let your need for ideological purity, your blind desire for haste, your utter foolishness destroy all of our hard-earned progress?

This is exactly what the Royalists wish you to do!

They taunt you, they tease you, they call me dictator and call me king. They want you to get angry! They want you to give in to your emotions, your haste, they want you to make a mistake! They want you to make the mistake of fighting amongst ourselves, while they grow ever stronger and attack us!

The Republic is coming, but only if we work together! If you attack me, if you attack this government, you stand to lose it all. I pray you allow cooler heads to prevail.

Finally, to the frequent calls to "Call up the People" - we're doing that in the field, where the great mass of the French populace is even now enlisting in the great Army of the Rhine. If you expect me to call the bakers, cobblers and masons of Paris and throw them at the foe camped outside our walls, you are either foolish, thirsty for the blood of our own people, or both. I am not going to simply thrust a musket into the hands of some untrained father, brother, or son, and send them against trained soldiery. It is foolishness, madness, and ridiculous.

tatankatonk
Nov 4, 2011

Pitching is the art of instilling fear.




There was a time when men were kind, when their voices were soft
and their words inviting
There was a time when love was blind, and the world was a song
and the song was exciting
There was a time...then it all went wrong...

I dreamed a dream in time gone by,
when hope was high and life worth living,
I dreamed that love would never die, I dreamed that God would be forgiving.
Then I was young and unafraiiiiiiiiid,
and dreams were made and used and wasted.
There was no ransom to be paiiiiiiiiiid, no sung unsung, no wine untasted.

But the tigers come at night, with their voices soft as thunder, as they tear your world apart, as they turn your dream to SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.

He spent the summer by my side, he filled my days with endless wonder.
He took my childhood in his striiiiiiiiiiide, but he was gone when autumn came.

There's still a dream he'll come to meeeeee, that we will live the years together,
but there are dreams that cannot beeeeeeeee, and there are storms we cannot weatherrrrr

I HAD A DREAM MY LIFE WOULD BEE
SO DIFFERENT FROM THIS HELL I'M LIVING
SO DIFFERENT NOW FROM WHAT IT SEEMED
NOW life has killed...the life...I dreamed...

a bad enough dude
Jun 30, 2007

APPARENTLY NOT A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO STICK TO ONE THING AT A TIME WHETHER ITS PBPS OR A SHITTY BROWSER GAME THAT I BEG MONEY FOR AND RIPPED FROM TROPICO. ALSO I LET RETARDED UKRANIANS THAT CAN'T PROGRAM AND HAVE 2000 HOURS IN GARRY'S MOD RUN MY SHIT.



Marquis de Lafayette, Minister of War, Commander of the National Guard

Any actions to disrupt the order of Paris while the enemy wail the Breton chants of Louis Capet beyond our battlements and the German hordes mobilize to rape France are a direct threat to the safety and security of our nation. The National Guard will not hesitate to protect the citizens of Paris from militants of any stripe or creed, utilizing all available force if necessary. This is the only warning that will be issued to would-be traitors.

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012


News for Summer 1792 - Turn 4

NEWS FROM ROBESPIERRE’S DESK:

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- Yielding to complaints from the American embassy about security, Robespierre approves the Petition to Expand the American Embassy. A few Parisians grumble about having to donate resources to foreigners during a time of hardship, but implementation occurs without a hitch. Ambassador William Short is granted ownership of a large estate outside Paris. Jacobins will later regret this.

- The ruling party of Paris unanimously approves of the Constitutional Amendment on the King’s Veto. The King may now be overruled by a two-thirds majority in the Legislative Assembly. This amendment is championed by Jacobins as evidence of democratic process, but it is ignored by Feuillants who view Robespierre as an unlawful leader.

- Robespierre tentatively approves the Petition Regarding Maritime Trade, preventing a diplomatic split between Paris and Philadelphia. American ships can now trade in Breton ports unheeded. Although the American economy sees some improvement, the most drastic effects can be seen in Brittany where food is arriving for the first time in a year.

- The Emergency Emigre Act passes with no opposition. Penalties for emigres have been dramatically increased, discouraging foreign travel for the French nobility.

-The Emergency Levee Act also passes, enacting conscription across Paris. While some are able to avoid serving, the act remains an important first step in increasing France’s military might to stand against the Holy Roman Empire.

- The Camp Followers Act passes with much celebration. France is beginning to mobilize for war.

- In what is largely regarded as Robespierre “cleaning house”, Danton is officially appointed Minister of Foreign Affairs, Lafayette is appointed Minister of War, and the Comte d’Estaing is appointed Minister of the Marine.

DOMESTIC NEWS:

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- More writings are published calling for the forced seizure of all emigre lands. Rumors swirl of mass uprisings in Occitania, but given the chaotic situation no one can determine fact from fiction. The only guaranteed information is that the peasantry are beginning to demand more rights in France. Whether they are using legitimate channels or violence remains to be seen.

- The “Medal of the Revolution” is introduced in France, becoming its first and most prestigious medal of honor. Awarded to all those men in the National Guard who fought for Louis Philippe in the May Revolution - the bulk of the guardsmen - it nets a slight increase in morale, and its very minting wins Lafayette prestige.

- Further barricades are erected throughout Paris by the National Guard, making the prospect of an attempt to breach the city walls by assault a very bloody affair. Paris soon earns a new name popular among the peasantry in the surrounding farmsteads: “Lafayette’s Fortress”.

- With all of Paris focused on Armand’s execution, no one notices the former Minister of War and leader of the Swiss Guard, Karl Josef von Bachmann, disappear through the Paris sewers in disguise. He scrambles out of an unused sewer and circles around toward the head of the besieging army.

- A small delegation from the Army of the Rhine meets with the officers in charge of the Paris siege. The Army tells of a large-scale mobilization in the Austrian Netherlands and in the Rhenish states of the Empire. Rumor spreads through the camp the Germans will be at the border within months. The officers agree to send four-thousand men to help protect the border. Most redeployed troops are glad for the transfer from the army besieging the capital.

- As de Tillières’ men leave, Bachmann arrives somewhere outside the gates, moving quickly towards the officers’ tent in the Army of the North. The soldiers outside are tired, bags formed in their eyes. As the Legitimist Minister of War parts the folds of the tent and enters, the officers hunched over the table planning the siege look upwards. Their leader holds fresh orders from the comte de Rochambeau in his hands, but the Swiss man asserts himself, claiming that his orders supercede those of the Marechal’s, as he was the last Minister of War appointed by the king. The officers, unsure, agree for the time being.

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-Babeuf and his followers gather in Versailles, where they hold a rally in support of Republicanism. All monarchs, Legitimist and Orleanist alike are decried. From there, Babeuf and an army of 5,000 march toward Paris intent on removing at least one illegitimate ruler. Unfortunately, the army stops them from entering the city, however Babeuf is forced to march around it. Comparing himself to Joshua and Paris to Jericho, Babeuf’s forces march around the walls of Paris loudly singing Republican songs and condemning citizen inequality.

- Pamphlets descend on the besieging camp, each one decrying Rochambeau and the royalists, with several prominent Montagnards climbing the walls of Paris to deliver rattling speeches to the men gathered there. Morale is shaky at best...

- Georges Cadoudal arrives at the camp outside Paris, met with some mild applause as he approaches, looking for the Marechal. Finding Bachmann alive, he expresses visible relief, clasping the man on the shoulder and jesting merrily. He asks when the best time to give his speech might be. Suddenly, the Minister of War flicks his hand to a pair of soldiers standing nearby, who approach from behind to arrest the Breton and place him into their custody. Cadoudal shouts a fierce condemnation of the Swiss Guard’s betrayal, reminding him of the oath he swore to the King, but the Bachmann refuses to even acknowledge his presence. He stares intently at his gloves. Cadoudal is left to rot in a large cage, with soldiers posted there day and night. Rumors of the famed speaker’s imprisonment cause uproar in the camp, with some men openly throwing down their arms and refusing to fight. Bachmann has them locked in with their “so-called hero”.

- The Prussian ambassador is caught by Bachmann while trying to escape the city. Many soldiers demand his immediate execution as an enemy of France, but the Swiss commander is careful to mind his manners, bidding the man a good journey and sending him on his way.

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The Battle on the Seine
pre:
 “... I, that on my familiar hill
Saw with uncomprehending eyes
A hundred of Thy sunsets spill
Their fresh and sanguine sacrifice,
Ere the sun swings his noonday sword
Must say good-bye to all of this;-
By all delights that I shall miss,
Help me to die, O Lord.”
- Chaos follows soon after. The comte de Rochambeau approaches from the west with an entire brigade of his most loyal men, men who fought and bled with him on the banks of the Loire. Their banner is that of Louis XVI, the old fleur-de-lis of France. He rides ahead of his forces, and despite an invitation from the Minister of War to join him in his tent, the comte de Rochambeau cautiously stays his ground, fearing something strange is afoot as he stands in the middle of the camp. He fraternizes with the French soldiers there, many of whom are glad to see the old general’s return. Left with no other options, the Swiss minister walks out to meet him, some of his own men behind him. With the sun high above them, the two officers trade harsh words with one another over the endless chanting of Babeuf’s followers. Bachmann announces to the entire camp that the Marechal is no longer Marechal, to be reassigned to a lower post in the Army of the Rhine. Outraged, the comte draws his sword.

- Suddenly, the door to the enormous Breton’s cell swings wide open, undone by the guard ordered to watch over him after a particularly convincing speech from Cadoudal. He is followed by the men who had threatened desertion on his behalf, and loudly proclaims the Minister of War a Swiss traitor before the entire camp. A cry of “Rochambeau!” goes up from the crowd. Then another, and another, and another, and soon the entire army is rallying behind their former general. Seizing the momentum, Rochambeau has Bachmann arrested and thrown into the same cell he had forced Cadoudal into. Holding a single piece of parchment in his hands, Rochambeau gathers his men, and explains his plan. The Prussian ambassador surreptitiously takes the chance to depart.

- When dawn breaks the next day, Lafayette and his men sally forth in a surprise attack! Their numbers appear to be almost overwhelming as they pour out of the southern gates, hundreds upon hundreds of men arrayed into two separate forces in an ingenious attack upon the besiegers. They seek to encircle the entire southern detachment of the Army of the North, forcing a surrender. A cry of “Fire!” goes up from the darkness, and the National Guard sees only too late that the army has already formed into lines awaiting them! A volley of shots pierces through the first wave of attackers, with Ney’s brigades being particularly hard hit.

- Lafayette has prepared for this.The quick assembly of ranks was good training on Rochambeau’s part, he reasons, but not enough to counter his sheer strength of arms and the element of surprise. He presses the attack, with Ney’s forces pushing back the demoralized soldiers onto the other side of the river, looking to complete the encirclement. Then, just as his men look to be gaining the upper ground, the military reorganizes and pulls back, revealing the cannons - cannons placed in just the right positions to reign hell over the twin attacking armies. It’s a trap!

- Artillery fire begins to fall all across the battlefield, blowing into the left flank of Lafayette’s line like a wrecking ball. From within Rochambeau’s camp, sabotage strikes at the worst possible moment. Gunpowder stores suddenly go up in flames along the siege lines, the shock completely debilitating the artillery corps. Lafayette’s best trained line infantry are sent ahead, capturing the cannons.

- The battle has been raging for hours. Thousands of men lay dead or dying on both sides, though currently the National Guard holds the advantage, with the northern forces completely cut off from the rest of the battle. Ney circles the Seine around 3:00 PM, forcing a mass surrender of large parts of Rochambeau’s army.

- Cavalry called in from the supply center in Lille finally arrive, pouring in - some six-thousand of them. Two squadrons of lancers lead the charge, with hussars on the wings and trumpeters alongside. They slam into the back of Ney’s double line, yielding a sudden opening that causes mass panic in Ney’s ranks. The commander is unable to control them, and they begin a rout back behind the walls of the city. Lafayette, thinking Ney has ordered a retreat, gives the same command, pulling back despite having pushed hard against Rochambeau’s forces. Rochambeau’s men refuse the order to give chase!

- As the dust clears, Lafayette’s men hunch down inside the city. Both sides are extremely bloodied. Lafayette has lost 10,245 men, with Rochambeau having lost 8,530 and 12 cannons, along with large parts of his gunpowder stores. Behind the gates, there seems to be a traitor lurking deep inside Lafayette’s inner circle. Too much went wrong. “Too much...”

- Despite the inconclusive battle, the inordinate bloodshed seems to have played directly into the propaganda the Jacobins have spent the last few months distributing in the camp. The field may be his, but the minds of his soldiers are not. The officers meet with Rochambeau and tell him plainly that the men are completely demoralized. They would rather crown a mule as king than fight more of their brothers, kill more of their friends, while foreign troops plan to march on French soil. The siege of Paris must end. He will either lead them to victory against the Germans or lead them nowhere at all.

- As the sun sets over the battlefield and Rochambeau considers the advice given to him by his officers, a strange man jumps into his tent waving around a pistol. He demands the Comte surrender immediately and accept the supreme authority of the legitimate king, Louis Philippe. After a moment of consideration, the comte refuses and shouts for help. The assassin fires his weapon and shatters Rochambeau’s kneecap. Guards are quick to arrive on the scene, arresting the man and providing the comte with medical assistance. An investigation later reveals the suspected assassin to be on Louis Philippe’s payroll.

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- The comte d’Estaing, now Minister of the Marine, enters the city with much fanfare, bringing with him the many female sailors he had tried - and failed - to recruit into the Navy during his tenure as admiral, along with some of his closest associates. He is quick to assume offices in the city, and sets to work securing proper funding for the navy.

- Lafayette’s failure to repulse the royalist army erodes some of his influence in the city. Saint-Just delivers a speech at the center of the Place des Vosges, angrily demanding an end to the tyranny of kings of every stripe. The mob cheers his name and, taking their own initiative, attempts to protest outside the Palais Royale and cheer for a Republic. The tense Hessians hired by the Orleanist King panic and open fire upon the crowd as they draw near. This only enrages the crowd, prompting another volley of shots from the terrified mercenaries. Dozens are killed, more wounded. Only the quick and cautious arrival of Lafayette’s National Guard manages to prevent the situation from exploding into a full-blown riot. The tensions in the city are at a tipping point, and it seems a simple push would be enough to cause a collapse.

-Pamphlets decrying the injustice of the new monarchy are issued across France. It declares that the Revolution is dead, unless the city of Paris rises up against Lafayette and his false king. The writing would certainly be widely popular in Paris, if it could reach the city. Unfortunately, due to the ongoing siege almost no news from radicals beyond the city reaches the people. The Enrages of the city remain faithful but have only Roux for a leader.

- The first victim of the new regime is Armand Marc, the comte de Montmorin and former Prime Minister, who is brought before a tribunal of the people, set up in the old Luxembourg Palace. The trial is as short as it is decisive - the former minister is found guilty of treason for his many overtures of friendship to the demon German “Emperor” and immediately sentenced to death.

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- At noontime the following day, a new invention is unveiled before the people of France: the guillotine. Taking his long, last steps in this world, Armand Marc holds himself steady. He was the man who had fed you when you were starving, he tries to say. They shout him down before he can even utter the first syllable, fruit flying over his head and splattering onto his face. He kneels before the strange device with dignity, but the blade seems to take that from him as well, his head landing in a bucket and his life at an end. Many of the people now agitate for the same to be done to all of the old Feuillants and royalist traitors!

- More sacrifices are found to appease the angry mass of voices below. Paris Mayor Jérôme Pétion de Villeneuve is brought up to the scaffold, all while crying out old Republican songs in a desperate attempt to appease the crowd. His voice is no match for the many. His blood waters the tree of liberty. Madame du Barry is taken from her home, dragged behind a carriage toward the scaffold. She dies before reaching the guillotine, but is beheaded regardless. Many Feuillant legislators, despite promises of protection from the National Guard, are rounded up by the angry mob and “tried”. By the end of June, the square over the scaffold has been permanently stained red, but the crowd still thirsts for more.

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- Of particular note, former Minister of the Marine Claude Antoine de Valdec de Lessart is found. He is charged with, “treason, sedition, murder, blasphemy, incest and homosexuality”. Before the Jacobin government can react, the Minister is dragged up to the scaffold and beheaded. Chroniclers note the man’s fearlessness in the face of death, a trait that will surely be looked fondly upon my future historians. The Paris poor do not share these views and his head is later found flamboyantly painted and attached to the sign of a local tavern.

- The Club des Feuillants collapses in on itself, its surviving members either going into hiding or joining the Parti Orleanist. Most fear the guillotine should their old support of Louis XVI be discovered, and the General’s promise of 2,000 men for their protection only mildly alleviates these fears.

- After many months of work, Robespierre’s false arm is ready. After days of painful surgery the enlightened despot of Paris is once again armed. Robespierre’s iron grip on Paris is as literal as it is figurative.

- King Louis is extremely active in the months following his escape from Paris, organizing visits with foreign dignitaries and writing letters to unknown persons. His protectors in Marseille are disgusted by what they see as flagrant treason but say nothing. The King orders la Garde Vigilante to transport him to Brittany to reunite with his daughter and escape to London. These plans will never be fulfilled. As the group is crossing the Rhone River, they are ambushed by local Enragés, who must have been leaked the King’s location. The King’s protectors scatter and Louis XVI himself is captured.

- There is some debate on what to do with the illegitimate ruler. One attacker suggests they execute the King right there and hang his body from a lamppost. This is dismissed outright as being too random, uncalculated. Another suggests they take the King to Paris to face the mob’s justice, but news of the ongoing fighting dissuades them. Eventually, they resolve to take Louis Capet to Babeuf in Étampes. Surely, he will know what to do. He always does.

- The American ambassador, William Short, loads his essentials on a covered wagon and makes his way toward the Paris city gates, apparently intent on moving to his country’s new headquarters. A few yards away from his escape, traffic stalls and the wagon is swarmed by sans-culottes, who care little about such formalities as ‘diplomatic immunity’. They scramble onto the vehicle tearing back the cover to see what is within. They are stunned to find the lost queen, Marie Antoinette, aboard. William Short is saved by a group of female fighters who lunge out of the crowd in defense of the Queen. As screams fill the street he whips his horse and races through the city gates, bowling over the guards in his path. As the alarm is sounded, Short races off into the distance toward his private French estate. Robespierre has been duped, but there is likely to be vengence. Already peasants are mobilizing to capture the Queen for Louis Philippe’s reward.

- Strange rumors are rising from the depths of France. Some strange force has seized control of the Catacombs. Administrators largely ignore these rumors but they serve to further instigate the public.

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- Unfortunately, it turns out such rumors should have been heeded. As William Short makes his daring escape out the city gates, a massive explosion occurs underneath the former American embassy and the Jacobin club. People scramble away in panic as both buildings collapse in onto themselves, killing dozens. “Thankfully”, most of the Jacobin leadership emerges unharmed.

- Panic spreads following the attack. Everyone is a suspect. Did William Short destroy his own embassy as a diversion? Did Robespierre destroy it to get rid of his rivals in the Jacobin Party? Was it just a gas leak? Is De Sade beneath the city and bent on taking control from the bottom up? Coffee houses fill with terrified patrons, each with their own version of events. In some locations these spark fist fights. If one thing is certain, it is that Paris has been radicalized.

- Father Roux officially establishes The People’s Catholic Church in Paris. With hard times upon the city and the Archbishop nowhere to be seen, the poor flock to join. Whatever remained of Father Roux’s wealth is sold to purchase overpriced food in the city. Citizens are allowed to partake, as long as they adopt an anti-monarchist stance. They need little prompting. Among the staunchest of supporters, Father Roux begins to train priests.

- The Enragés go further and establish an orphanage. Children fill the new Church, but there is little interest in adoption thus far. Roux makes no attempt to hide his political stance, and many of the children pick up on it and adopt it as their own.

- Following a public awareness campaign by La Garde Révolutionnaire, the women of Paris are further politicized. Overt demands for gender equality can be heard in the poorer districts of the city. It remains to be seen how the government will respond to these calls.

- As a result of their lack of support for women’s rights, both the Jacobin and Enrages experience a drop in popularity among women. High society women flock to the Society of the Friends of Truth, bringing large donations with them.

- Unorthodox training in the Army of the Rhine continues, though the American delegation the general requested has yet to arrive. They will likely show up sometime in the fall.

- Twenty riders are sent out to gather recruits, with countless nearby villages voluntarily offer their able-bodied men to fight and Lafayette’s recruitment drive taking care of the rest. Some ten-thousand men swell into the Army of the Rhine, many of them refugees from the political turmoil in the capital and nearby farmsteads, others just men seeking to defend their country. This will mean a decrease in farm output, however.

- Liberte, a masked man in the garb of a common soldier, begins a series of training exercises with the Revolutionary Guard’s female brigades and seems quite the experienced soldier. Some of the female sailors brought with the comte d’Estaing are seen in these drills, though the comte himself suggests they would be better suited working through more legitimate channels than a fighting force.

- Surveyors are sent out from the Army of the Rhine to begin charting a detailed map of the valley. They hope to better prepare for a defensive war against the German powers. Many in more conservative military circles scoff at the idea, but whether it will have an effect - for good or ill - has yet to be seen...

- Côte-d'Or offers its foodstuffs to de Tillières, allowing the general to increase the rations of every soldier in his army. Together with the increase in military spending, this raises morale substantially, though the inhabitants make it clear that they expect protection in return.

- In addition to his duties as Emergency President of the Legislative Assembly, Robespierre adopts the role of Paris’ Chief of Police. Well-known Jacobins are appointed to various positions of power throughout Paris. The overt cronyism is disapproved by Paris, but Robespierre has secured himself a totally loyal government.

- A donation drive among the Jacobins, led by Jacques Pierre Brissot, yields some money for the Revolutionary Guard. The organization sees an increase in armaments.

- Robespierre forms a Committee of Public Safety, with himself at its head. It is definitely not anything to be afraid of.

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- Robespierre reiterates the King’s reward for the capture of Cadaoul and Rochambeau upon hearing of their near capture at the hands of the Swiss Guard. Jacobins promise to bring the traitors to justice but they lack the capacity to demonstrate much of their power outside of Paris. If Cadaoul or Rochambeau are to be captured, it will have to be while they are in the city.

- Robespierre enthusiastically welcomes what federes can make it into Paris following the Battle on the Seine, his grandiose overtures to the radical group stealing them away from la Garde Revolutionairre. Training begins immediately and the group is integrated into the National Guard, though their loyalties are openly in question.

- The King issues a royal order, condemning the traitor Tuffin to death. His forces are unable to reach the Steward in his well-defended Breton home, unfortunately.

- A number of stories are run in Le Père Duchesne openly advocating and saluting the members of the Revolutionary Guard and its complementary Women’s Brigade. Though some claim that the stories of the heroic guardsmen chasing Louis XVI through the tunnels and out of Paris are mere fabrications, the readers of Le Père eat them up. Morale in the organization increases.

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- The “reporters” of Le Père Duchesne are soon seen ransacking the homes of suspected Feuillant and legitimist traitors, and many fear the “interviews” these men give. By themselves, they have brought ten men to the guillotine, and have threatened to do the same to at least a hundred more. These thugs are beginning to become a real problem on the streets of Paris, but their popularity among the people protects them.

- Leftist pamphlets blaming the “self-proclaimed King Louis XVI” for the ongoing instability are distributed across Paris. The Orleanist king also delivers speeches across Paris denouncing right-wing elements present in France. These alone do little to convince Paris legitimists to abandon their cause, but they do increase Jacobin and Orleanist morale.

- King Louis Philippe distributes food across Paris in hopes of winning over his new subjects. Massively inflated food prices prevent generous rations but it is enough to keep the people alive. Public support will continue... as long as the crown continues to save them from starvation.

- Prince Royale Louis Phillipe seizes control of the now disbanded Feuillant paper L'Ami de la France. Immediately he begins publishing pro-Orleanist articles. Although some find this academically dishonest, the criticism is muted both by the Prince’s position and popularity.

- The young prince goes further by throwing several lavish parties in the newspaper’s new headquarters. There, he courts members of the Paris bourgeois and former nobility. Given the lack of Legitimist representation in Paris, few resist causing an upswing in popularity for the Orleanists in the upper class.

- Meanwhile, the Orleanist Royal Family establishes the Rainbow Guard, a personal guard for the royals. Although the purpose seems benign enough, the underlying cause is evident to most of France. No monarch trusts Robespierre.

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- Claire Lacombe and Olympe de Gouges join together to establish the Society of Revolutionary Republican Theater in Paris. The organization is applauded by the intellectuals remaining within the city but the poor dismiss the organization as “frivolous and unnecessary” as long as the siege continues. Enragés engage in immediate damage control, trying to convince Parisians of the necessity of theatre in times of conflict.

- In their first act, the Society of Revolutionary Republic Theater stage Gouges' Jeanne d'Arc on the lawn of the ruined Palace du Luxemburg. The performance draws significant attention, both for its location and convenience for all walks of Paris life. Women make up the largest percentage of the audience, marking a trend seen throughout the city. Female literacy increases. The profits of the performance are donated to charity, further mitigating some of the organization’s disapproval.

- Claire Lacombe closes each performance with a call of support for the Enragés and female equality. Her thorough understanding of acting allows her to manipulate the audience’s emotions for personal gain. Membership in the Enragés increases somewhat as a result.

- The Archbishop of Paris informs awakens his guards late at night, informing them he has had a vision from God and must visit Notre Dame Cathedral right away. Although initially reluctant, the guards oblige and escort the Archbishop into the Cathedral. The Archbishop crosses the room, goes behind the tabernacle and promptly disappears to perform his prayers. The guards, sleepy and bored, are slow to realize a passage into the catacombs is hidden behind the tabernacle. The Archbishop disappears from Paris. Heads will roll in the morning.

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- Antoine-Éléonor-Léon Leclerc de Juigné appears weeks later, muddy and exhausted, on the Breton border. The Bishop of Nantes personally arrives shortly thereafter to ride the exhausted holy man to safety. Officials try to convince the Archbishop to rest but he refuses, demanding the right to deliver a sermon at Nantes Cathedral. There, he claims Louis Philippe is the incarnation of Satan himself and one of the Antichrists who will usher on the end of days if not stopped. Shockwaves are sent through the Catholic Church through this statement, with Rome itself rushing to find a proper response to such an allegation.

- Additionally, he orders the excommunication of Louis Philippe I, General Lafayette, Jacques Herbert, François-Noël Babeuf and Louis Antoine de Saint-Just. They are refused religious ceremonies and barred from all churches. He asks the Pope to consider all actions done to support King Louis XVI and his family officially absolved of sin, even if such act would normally be considered mortal in nature. The Pope considers but explicitly states such an action would have far too many theological consequences.

- The Archbishop attempts to flag a ship heading to Rome but is unable to find one. He must content himself with remaining in Brittany for the time being, urging foreign powers to intervene as opposed to actively organizing such efforts.

- Berbiguier is seen publically transferring all his supplies to the University of Paris. Catalogues of demons, bottles of imps and strange smells accompany him. The University’s staff remains divided on whether they appreciate his contributions.

- Trust in Robespierre among the Montagnards is beginning to fade, with many worried that he is a Girondin in disguise - or worse, a Feuillant. Many bring their concerns to Saint-Just in private, but the conversations leak and soon become the talk of the club, especially after the radical gives a widely-applauded speech before the more important Montagnards. Robespierre’s counter-claims are appreciated by the more moderate, gradualist Girondins, but Brissot himself remains icily quiet on the issue.

BRETON NEWS:

- Breton cries go up to the world, begging them to break the blockade. Unfortunately, neither the Austrian nor Prussian navy is capable of doing so, and the British are held back by a hesitance to commit to war.

- The Bretons establish a coastguard to keep watch for de Sade and his men, but they can catch no sign of them. They do, however, see a small fleet of Ottoman merchant vessels from Egypt, who deliver grain from the Nile to the starving Bretons. British breadships soon do the same, with the French Navy allowing them to pass rather than fire on them, bringing the blockade of Breton ports to an effective end and alleviating the famine.

- Recruitment efforts are undertaken in Brittany, but only a few hundred more sign on. With the French Army distracted by invading forces from the east and the National Guard still in Paris, not many feel the urgency they once did and most would prefer to remain home to till the fields.

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- Anna Vreizh, the Breton counter to Olympe de Gouges’ wildly successful play, begins featuring in theaters throughout Brittany, particularly in the larger cities. Written and composed by Charles Armand Tuffin, it revolves around the life of Anne of Brittany, the last sovereign duchess of the nation before its incorporation into the Kingdom of France. She is a heroine of a different sort, carefully maneuvering through the byzantine marriage contracts she was forced to undergo. Though ultimately unsuccessful in her quest, it paints her struggle for independence as a heroic one, one to be repeated by Bretons everywhere. In addition, the character of Maximilian I of Austria is portrayed in a very sympathetic light, suggesting the return of old alliances. It is performed freely for the people as part of the generosity of the government.

- Many among the nobility enjoy the play, and the eyes of all Brittany turn to the young French princess in their care. She has begun taking great pains to learn the language of her hosts, and her conservative and polite demeanor wins over many peasants.

- Franco, the Prussian ambassador, moves his embassy from Paris to Brittany and establishes a consulate there, granting the young nation de facto recognition.

NEWS FROM SPANISH LOUISIANA:


- de Sade and his men, who had been missing for months - presumed dead - suddenly sail into the harbor of Spanish New Orleans, flying the flag of the old Ancien Regime upon their masts. The people of the city flock to them - the vast majority French-speakers, some only recently expelled settlers from Acadia - eager for any news from la Patrie. Knowing little to nothing of de Sade, they find him a fairly amenable fellow. He politely asks that they take him to the nearest town square.

- There, after ascending to the stage, he unfurls a long scroll with nothing written on it. He reads aloud, declaring that in his hands he holds the treaty ceding Spanish Louisiana back to France. The people scream and cheer as they tear down the flag bearing the crowns of Castile and Aragon, hoisting up the white flag of France. When the Spanish administrators arrive with a sizable garrison behind them, de Sade approaches brazenly and pats the governor on the shoulder, saying that “he can take it from here” in very rough Spanish. His soldiers suddenly leap off of their boats by the thousands, and he gestures to them with a smile. The garrison and its administrators immediately surrender their arms and ask for transport to Mexico City.

COLONIAL NEWS:

- Spanish aid completely dries up, though British assistance continues. Some light arms and supplies are distributed among the blacks, though the government seems low on cannons this season.

- Disease takes hold in Napoleon’s troops, clustered too close together within the tight walls of St. Marc and in the blistering heat. Some four-hundred men die of the fever before the summer is out.

- Small boats sail along Hispaniola's coast, landing in small villages in black-held Saint-Domingue and setting off fires that spread quickly, particularly in the more forested parts of the region. The governor of Le Cap has his hands full dealing with the crisis, and with the rest of Toussaint’s men gone south, Haitian trust in their leaders drops..

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- Napoleon’s forces make their first advance across the border, capturing a large swath of territory seemingly unopposed. One dark and lonely night, the infamous Baron Samedi reappears with an undead army of hundreds, causing shock and confusion among Napoleon’s uneducated soldiers. His officer corps scream and try to maintain order, but the men are disheveled. Some turn and run even as Napoleon commands the first set of lines to be formed on either side of him, opening fire on the zombies. “Let us see if they bleed like men,” Napoleon roars.

- Most of the zombies lay dead, but as the dark figure at their head raises his hands to wave what looks like a white flag, thousands upon thousands of blacks and mulattos rise behind him, descending on Napoleon’s army like a torrent. Though thousands are killed by the more disciplined and trained force, for every hundred men Napoleon kills Toussaint can muster a thousand more. As dawn breaks above them, a French victory is clearly not possible, and Napoleon orders an immediate withdrawal back behind the border, his well-trained troops managing an orderly and hasty retreat. Napoleon loses 1,380 men and Toussaint loses 3,230.

- Both forces begin their race to the walls of St. Marc. The border forts are quickly abandoned as Bonaparte passes them, but the Haitians waste their time sacking and burning them to the ground.

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- Napoleon manages to arrive in the city first, where the fleet of the Marquis de Sade is awaiting him. His forces, having served under his command for the better part of the year, gladly follow him on board. Most of the white population does as well, and for once in his life de Sade is seen as a hero. The fleet sails north, abandoning Saint-Domingue to the black rebels and the few stubborn plantation owners who remain. Unless France sends more men, Toussaint is likely to have the whole of Saint-Domingue under his thumb by the end of the year!

- Toussaint’s men arrive soon afterwards, where they set up their cannons and begin opening fire, but the smoke rising from the city comes not from his artillery but from the burning plantations all around him. The dry, husky scent of burnt sugar fills the air.

- Those left behind immediately raise their flag in surrender - most of them middle-class mulattoes granted special privileges by the whites - terrified of what might happen if they refuse. Word from the colonial governor in Port-au-Prince soon reaches Louverture, who offers an immediate armistice with the blacks in exchange for help against the Spanish, who have launched an incursion into the South.

- Freedom of religion is announced in Free Saint-Domingue. Most freed slaves, practitioners of a strange syncretic blend of Catholicism and African religion (“Samedism”, by scholars, “Baron’s way” in the creole) welcome the news.

FOREIGN NEWS:

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- An enormous force of 90,000 Russian soldiers crosses the border into the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth without a declaration of war, after that country dares to reform without Russia’s permission. Empress Catherine, claiming that Poland has fallen prey to the same Jacobinism on the rise in France, seeks to gain as much territory as possible from the conflict. Prussia breaks its alliance with the Commonwealth and leaves the broken nation to its fate.

- Several hundred miles away, Prussia issues an official declaration of war against the Paris Commune and the Kingdom of the French. The Holy Roman Emperor follows Prussia with his own, commanding the mobilization of all German states. Troops are raised throughout the Holy Roman Empire, with several large armies gathering in Vienna, Berlin, and Brussels, but movement towards the border is minimal at best thanks to heavy pressure from the British to at least wait until next Spring.

- Louis Stanislas delivers an awe-inspiring speech to L’Armée des Princes in Austrian Netherlands. The attempt is obviously to improve morale before they are mobilized to the border, but events the following day undermine his efforts.

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- Panic in Vienna! After the Dauphin of France fails to appear at dinner, the servants begin to grow concerned. After gathering some courage, a maid unlocks the young prince’s quarters and searches the room. He is gone and his room in shambles. She raises the alarm. By the time the Holy Roman Emperor realizes what has happened, the Dauphin has been whisked out of Austria by the Swiss Guard, his former protectors. A massive manhunt is sent out for the child before he can be harmed. Relations between Switzerland and the Holy Roman Empire plummet.

- Following the abduction, Vienna is quick to recognize Louis Stanislas Xavier as the official Regent of France. Stanislas is granted the highest honors under the Holy Roman Empire in an attempt to increase his legitimacy. After so many years outside France, however, there seems to be little domestic support for the Regent. As Austrian and Prussian armies fail to arrive on the border, Stanislas refrains as well, irritated beyond belief that his plans must be delayed for an entire year because of the meddling of some Englishman.

- The Barbary pirates ramp up their attacks on Mediterranean cargo, focused particularly on the shipping lanes heading into Marseilles. They capture slaves, wealth, and merchandise that would have otherwise gone to France and return with them to their base in Tripoli. The city sees a decline in wealth.

- The Sultan consents to a Franco-Ottoman trade agreement and a renewal of alliance between the two countries on one condition: French officers must be sent to Constantinople to aid him in his ambitious army reform plans.

- Discussions begin between the United States of America and the Kingdom of Great Britain, with each side attempting to gain as much as possible from the diplomatic talks. The British forts on the Northwestern Territory were the most important of the issues, with disputes over the Canadian border and British impressment secondary concerns. The Short Treaty is likely to be signed by the end of the year, ironically a very long document. Support for Hamilton increases in the United States.

- Arab doctors are sent to France as a gesture of goodwill by the Sultan, though the “Mohammedans” are viewed with distrust by the bulk of the population. They soon begin work as some of France’s first secular physicians.

- Ads paid for by Ambassador Short appear in newspapers across the Southern United States. They implore veterans of the Revolutionary War to join the Army of the Rhine, with promises of massive fortunes. Several indebted veterans take up the offer and sail for France.

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- Meanwhile, a very different movement is occurring up north. Spurred by Franco-American Clubs, the rise of feminism and the abduction of both King Louis XVI and his son, the Queen’s Association is founded in Montreal. The group holds Marie Thérèse Charlotte is the rightful heir to the French throne and that the current laws of succession in France are illegitimate. Though composed exclusively of bored, upper class intellectuals with no fighting experience whatsoever, they are extremely well-armed. The group finds other like-minded individuals in Philadelphia and London who claim they are willing to intervene at a moments notice.

- The New York Stock and Exchange Board is founded, following the signing of the Buttonwood Agreement by twenty-four stock brokers.

- Mount Unzen in Japan erupts. Over 14,500 people are killed in the ensuing tsunami and avalanche. The event is given little note outside of Asia.

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012


quote:

Cumfart Vortex posted:

La Nation, la Loi, le Roi- A France NationSim

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Country: Royaume des Français (Kingdom of the French), established 3 September 1791 by the ratification of the French Constitution by King Louis XVI
Foreign Relations: Somewhat good relations with the United States of America, remarkably bad relations with the Kingdom of Prussia and the Holy Roman Emperor, extremely poor relations with the Kingdom of Great Britain. The Empire is mobilizing for war.
Population: 28,000,000
Year: Summer 1792 (turns represent 3 month seasonal cycles)

Metropolitan France
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Paris
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Saint-Domingue
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=Economy=
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=Economic Sectors=
Agriculture: 83%
Manufacturing: 7%
Trade: 10%
Growth Rate: -3%
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Unemployment: 24%

=Government=

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The Constitution of 1791 severely limited the nobility's authority. The King reserved some rights, such as the royal veto, but the ability to exercise this right seriously undermined the King's popularity in government. The writers of the Constitution struggled to balance royal power with popular sovereignty.
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Popularity: Somewhat Poor
System: Unitary Constitutional Monarchy

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Legitimist King: Louis XVI de Bourbon/Gantolandon (gantolandonsa@gmail.com)
    (CAPTURED!)
    Popularity: Mediocre
    Supporters: Nobility, Emigres, Moderates
    Laws of Succession: Agnatic Primogeniture
    Heir Apparent: Dauphin Louis-Charles de Bourbon (Age 7) (unplayable, in Vienna)

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Orleanist King: Louis Philippe I, “Citoyen Egalité”,Colonel Wood (sacolonel.wood at gmail.com)
    Popularity: Somewhat Low
    Supporters: Petit bourgeoisie, Jacobins
    Laws of Succession: Agnatic Primogeniture
    Heir Apparent: Prince-Royale Louis Philippe de Bourbon (Age 19)/vacant

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Emergency President of the Legislature: Maximilien de Robespierre/sniper4625
Legislative Assembly: 745 Seats (166 Feuillants, 333 Jacobins, 245 Independents, 1 Enragé)
Elections: Members of the Legislative Assembly are elected every two years. 247 are chosen from each department, 249 are elected nationally and 249 are chosen on the basis of tax revenue.
Suffrage: All men who pay annual taxes equal to or greater than the local wages paid for three days of labor, over the age of 25. Soldiers are exempt from all requirements but age after two years service. For National Guardsmen, similarly, but six years service.
LEGISLATIVE ASSEMBLY DISBANDED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. ALL REPRESENTATIVES ARE COMMANDED TO RETURN HOME BY ORDER OF THE PRESIDENT

=Cabinet=
The choice and dismissal of Ministers appertains solely to the King. The members of the Legislative Assembly may not be appointed. All powers exercised by the King must be signed by at least one minister before it can take effect. Most minister’s executive privileges have been temporarily suspended.


Minister of Foreign Affairs: Georges Jacques Danton/Kellsterik (theninedynine at gmail)
The Minister of Foreign Affairs is tasked with maintaining relations with foreign nations and the protection of French citizens abroad. He is nominally considered to be the Prime Minister.
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Minister of War: Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette/ a bad enough dude (ehoovestol@gmail.com)
The Minister of War has total control over the French Army and is responsible for the protection of French border provinces. Given international hostility toward France, the execution of this duty may be difficult.
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Minister of the Marine: Charles Hector, comte d'Estaing/tatankatonk (tatankatonk22@gmail.com)
The Minister of the Marine has jurisdiction over all seafaring French vessels and the colonial territories. It is his duty to ensure the protection of trade.
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Minister of Justice: Marguerite-Louis-François Duport-Dutertre/ZearothK (zearothk@trioptimum.com)
The Minister of Justice is responsible for all judicial affairs within France and ensuring the rule of law is maintained. Due to the chaotic nature of French internal affairs, the Minister will have to balance the orders of the King and Legislative Assembly.
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Controller-General of Finances: Jacques Pierre Brissot/Freudian (i.bindley at g-mail).
The Controller-General is charged with maintaining state finances, agriculture, industry, commerce, roads and estates. Due to the poor state of the French economy, the position is in a state of turmoil and officials here rarely last long.

=Factions=

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- Club des Jacobins

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Radical Republican (Montagnard) wing led by Maximilien de Robespierre/sniper4625. Liberal Republican (Girondin) wing led by Jacques Pierre Brissot/Freudian (i.bindley at g-mail). The faction is roughly evenly split.

The Jacobins are the radicals of the French Revolution who want the complete dissolution of the monarchy and to further centralize the French government. The two wings of the Jacobin Club continue their struggle, but most members now agree that a Republic is the best solution. Their headquarters has been destroyed in a mysterious bombing. Represented by the colour red.

- Parti Orléanist

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Revolutionary Monarchist, led by Prince-Royale Louis Philippe de Bourbon/Servant

The Orléanists believe that by leaving the country, all of the emigres forfeited their rights to the crown under the constitution. Louis XVI is held to have abdicated immediately upon vetoing the Brittany Act. This makes Louis Philippe I the rightful King of the French. They draw many of their supporters from members of the Feuillant and Girondist clubs, and though a very young and weak party, the current political instability gives them chance to change that.

- Monarchistes Français

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Reactionary Monarchist, led by Georges Cadoudal/Arujei (rjohnlennon@gmail.com)

Although they are not represented in the Legislative Assembly, this group represents an alliance between members of the former aristocracy, who wish to see a return of the absolute monarchy and landed aristocracy, and marginalized minorities like the Bretons who chafe under the centralization of the state. Although many fled following the ratification of the Constitution, those who remain in France have strong funding from outside parties. Both Jacobins and Feuillants are terrified of these émigrés because of their ability to influence French politics.

- Les Enragés

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Babeufist (Populist Left), led by François-Noël Babeuf/A RICH WHITE MAN/(moodinconsistency at gmail) and Jacques Roux/Stalingrad (stalingradlenin@gmail.com)

The crippling bread prices and a general lack of work in Paris have given some popular support to a movement that might otherwise have been a footnote of history. Even further to the left than the Jacobins, the Enragés rely on the support of the common man and encourage a thoroughly radical revolution.

Departments:
Following the ratification of the French constitution, the provinces of France were destroyed and the lands of the aristocracy dissolved. In their place, the Legislative Assembly established 82 departments. Each department is ruled by an Administrator and receives three representatives in the Legislative Assembly, except Paris which receives only one.

=Newspapers=

L'Ami de la France
Editor: Prince-Royale Louis Philippe
Ideology: Orleanist
Readership: Middle class, some readers in the aristocracy.
Headlines: “SUPPORT YOUR KING: THE TRUE PATRIOT OF FRANCE,” “LOUIS THE TRAITOR, LOUIS CAPET”

L’Ami du Peuple
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Editor: Jean-Paul Marat/pattersongsa@gmail.com and Saint-Just
Ideology: Radical Republican
Readership: Middle class exclusively.
Headlines: “THE DIVISIONS IN THE CITY OF PARIS”, “THE JACOBIN CLUB: YOUR BEST BET FOR REFORM”

Le Père Duchesne
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Editor: Jacques Herbert/SexyBlindfold (estafortaleza (at) gmail (dot) com)
Ideology: Radical Republican
Readership: Urban poor, Parisian lower class.
Headlines: “FUCKING HELL, ROCHAMBEAU AND DE SADE - TOGETHER AT LAST?”, “WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF A REVOLUTION WAS THAT?”, “YES, I WOULD LIKE TO TRADE MY KING FOR ANOTHER, YES, I AM FUCKING STUPID”

Breiz Atao
Editors: Georges Cadoudal and Armand Tuffin
Ideology: Breton Nationalism
Readership: Bretons, aristocracy, some supporters in France
Headlines: "A REVIEW OF THE PLAY ‘JOAN OF ARC’”, “THE VILLAIN DE SADE - WHERE IS HE? REPORT TO THE DUKE’S GOVERNMENT AND EARN A SIZABLE COMMISSION”, “THE FRENCH SPEAKERS ARE OUR FRIENDS, THE FRENCH STATE IS NOT”

=Military=

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The reformed French military in 1791 required well-trained officers, disciplined soldiers and freethinking non-commissioned officers. Due to the collapse of the nobility, of which the army had been dependent on, the French military lacked all three of these qualities. The result was a poorly organized, poorly disciplined fighting force.

1792 Reglement
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Maréchal de France: Jean-Baptiste Donatien de Vimeur, Comte de Rochambeau/stalin-chan (stalin@c0balt.com)
Forces: 95,720 soldiers, 10,853 cavaliers, 278 cannons
Organization: 2 corps, 10 brigades, 50 regiments, 500 companies
--- l’Armée du Nord [assigned 22970 soldiers, 5853 cavaliers, 150 cannons. encamped outside of Paris. commanded by Jean-Baptiste Donatien de Vimeur, Comte de Rochambeau/stalin-chan (stalin@c0balt.com)]
--- l'Armée du Rhin [assigned 41500 soldiers, 5,000 cavaliers, 128 cannons stationed by the bank of the Rhine. commanded by Alexis Le Veneur de Tillières/AndItsAllGone (anditsallgone@gmail.com)]
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--- Assisted by General André Masséna/Viscardius (viscardus.sa@gmail.com is my email)
--- l’Armée Expéditionnaire [assigned 7345 soldiers, 30 cannons. stationed in St. Marc. commanded by Napoléon Bonaparte/YF-23 (yfaltmiau at hotmail dot com)]
Situation: Low morale, newly implemented army structure untried and causing disconcertion in the ranks Volunteer regiments suffer from a complete lack of training and discipline. Rate of recruitment increased thanks to Suffrage Act.


French Navy
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Admiral: Joachim Murat/vacant
Forces: 71 ships of the line, 61 frigates, 45 corvettes, sizable merchant marine
Organization: 2 fleets, several smaller patrols
--- Flotte de l’Atlantique [assigned 40 ships of the line, 30 frigates. Blockading Brittany. commanded by Louis Thomas Villaret de Joyeus/vacant]
--- Flotte de la Méditerranée [assigned 31 ships of the line, 26 frigates. based in Toulon. commanded by Louis-Armand de Rohan Constantine/vacant]
Situation: New command structure, many remaining officers skeptical. Many vessels in disrepair.

Swiss Guard
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Oberst: Major Karl Josef von Bachmann/Enjoy (sw_faulty at hotmail dot com)
Forces: 130 guardsmen (in prison), 100 guardsmen with the Dauphin
Situation: Highly trained, highly effective mercenaries serving as the King’s personal guards. Their forces were recently shattered by the National Guard in an assault on the Royal Palace. The Swiss government is outraged by the slaughter of their citizens and struggling on how to respond.

National Guard
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Commander-in-Chief: Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette/ a bad enough dude (ehoovestol@gmail.com)
Forces: 34,500 National Guardsmen, 12 American advisors, 12 cannons
Situation: Mediocre morale after slaughtering their own brothers, and poorly organized. Training is underway and discipline steadily improving. Recruits are drawn mostly from the middle class, with some among the poor.

=Foreign Threats=
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L’Armée des Princes

Commander: Louis Stanislas Xavier, Regent of France and Navarre
Sponsors: Kingdom of Prussia
Forces: 3400 infantrymen and two squadrons of hussars
Situation: Recruiting in Brussels. Excellent training, decent morale. Hussars and infantry are well-armed.

Queen’s Association

Commander: Various, disorganized
Sponsors: Quebecois wealthy, American and British intellectuals
Forces: 600 fighters (Montreal), 250 fighters (Philadelphia), 150 fighters (London)
Situation: Extremely well-armed and high morale, but non-existent training. ‘Fighters’ consist solely of armchair intellectuals and bored upper class.

=Rebellions and Militias=
Ar Diebiñ Bretoned

Leader: Georges Cadoudal
Ideology: Breton Nationalism / Conservatism
Popularity: 35% in Brittany
Forces: 3890 peasants, 40 noblemen
Situation: Recently distributed muskets and farming instruments. Aid from unknown source has stopped due to blockade. Some training. Great morale.

La Garde Révolutionnaire

Leader: François-Noël Babeuf
Commanders: Hidden Commander/?
Ideology: Babeufism / Women’s Liberation
Loyalties: Mostly Enragés, with some Jacobin sympathies
Popularity: 5% in Paris
Forces: 1100 sans-culottes, 450 “working women”
Situation: Volunteer militia formed after the March on the Champs-Élysées, made up of disenfranchised peasants and artisans. Recently formed women’s brigade attracting feminists. No training, decent morale.

La Garde Libre/The Cambions

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Commander: Donatien Alphonse François, Marquis de Sade/Fall Sick and Die (ccferrara@gmail.com)
Ideology: Far Left/Anarchism
Popularity: 2% in Paris
Forces: Unknown
Situation: Volunteer militia recruiting in northern France, supplemented by mercenaries and press-ganged men, with a small group of ships for transport. Poorly trained, decent morale. Receiving arms from unknown source.

Haitian Slave Revolt

Leaders: Several, in disarray
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Commander: Toussaint Louverture/EccoRaven
Ideology: Abolitionist
Popularity: 85% among black Haitians, no support in Metropolitan France
Forces: 28,210 slaves, 3 cannons, 1 mortar
Situation: Morale is very high, training is poor but improving. Occupying most of northern Saint-Domingue, pushing into southern Saint-Domingue.Receiving arms and supplies from the British.

Other Important Individuals and Groups:

Archdiocese of Paris
With the confiscation of church property and the subjugation of the clergy to the state, the influence of the church hierarchy on France is theoretically minimal at best. In reality, however, many voiceless Catholics still place their church first, and no one is in so good a position to take advantage of that trust as the Archbishop of Paris.
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Archbishop: Antoine-Éléonor-Léon Leclerc de Juigné/Cozy Hemp Mines (Cozyhempmines at googlemail)

American Embassy to France
Although he may not wield significant power on the European stage, the American ambassador and his government serve as symbols of democracy and republicanism. He has gotten himself into a spot of trouble with the Jacobins as of late. Matters are further complicated by the destruction of his embassy.

Ambassador: William Short/Tao Jones (sa.taojones at gmail)

British Embassy to France
Along with setting British foreign policy concerning France, the current ambassador also has a vast amount of personal wealth to draw upon.
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Ambassador: Duke George Leveson-Gower/Incy (incysa at gmail)

Prussian Embassy to France
The Prussian ambassador is among the most virulent of enemies of the French state.
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Ambassador: Friedrich-Wilhelm von Franco/Ramba Ral

Ottoman Embassy to France
The Ottoman Empire is a far off land for most French citizens and a second rate power for most of their leaders. Perhaps their ambassador can change this attitude.
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Ambassador: Koca Yusuf Pasha


Claire Lacombe
Noted feminist and playwright, Lacombe is certain to be an entertaining character of the Revolution.


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Alexis-Vincent-Charles Berbiguier de Terre-Neuve du Thym/Sword of Damocles (praeaton@gmail.com)
A “demonologist”, this man has recently been seen in the company of the Swiss Guards.

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Marie Gouze/Maximo Roberto (maximo . roboto on Gchat)
Although initially in support of the Revolution, Marie Gouze was disenchanted when she learned women would not be allowed to participate. She is an influential writer in Paris but extremely controversial.

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Madame Roland/vacant
The wife of noted Jacobin Jean-Marie Roland, the Madame exerts a great deal of influence over her husband and through him the members of the Legislative Assembly.

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Louis Antoine de Saint-Just/Epicurius (epicurius at aol.com)
Louis is a young, up and coming star within the Jacobins. He has publicly called for the execution of all monarchs, a terrifying idea for most of France.

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Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord/Götterdämmerung (wafflepoet at gmail dot com)
Charles Maurice is a member of the minor aristocracy in France but has devoted his life to far more revolutionary ideals. He participated in the writing of the Declaration of the Rights of Man and proposed the Civil Constitution of the Clergy.

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Louis Stanislas Xavier, comte de Provence/Takanago (ktakanago@gmail.com)
The younger brother of the King of the French and the de facto leader of the émigrés outside France. His recent declaration of regency is a threat to the stability of the country and is currently recognized by the Kingdom of Prussia.

=Stats=



Agriculture: Undercapitalized with below average average crop yields. Poor harvests have lead to unfavorable conditions for local markets. Situation improving, except in Paris.
Industry:: Mostly textiles, with some mining and metalworking. Stabilized somewhat by ample subsidies and an influx of cotton from America. American markets also proving quite amenable to French manufactures. New projects in the Rhine under construction.
Food: Mild famine has resulted in a massive spike in prices but agricultural investments have resulted in a minor improvement in diet. Brittany is struggling heavily but surviving. Nobility and bourgeois eat well. Diet quality in Paris is on the decline.
Labor: No restrictions on working hours or hiring practices
Education: 47% literacy for men, 35% for women. Based on the apprenticeship system, with Catholic seminaries being used as an alternative for poor families. Some seminaries expanding admission thanks to education budget increases. Private tutors used for nobility.
Public Health: Major cities contain small sewers but require updated water systems. Health care largely provided by the clergy, who now receive funds from the state for that purpose.
Crime: Approximately 3,660 officers are used to defend strategic sites like the palace, royal mint and major roadways. Well-organized and trained but corrupt.
Trade: France receives a large influx of goods from her colonies. However, her exports have fallen out of favor within Europe itself. America recently established as trade partner.
Colonies: Mostly in the Caribbean and India, holdovers from numerous unsuccessful wars against Britain. Slavery is widespread and forms the lifeblood of the overseas economy. Compromise with Toussaint a complete failure, sugar trade has been diverted to England and colony likely to rebel again.
Finance: Assignats have largely replaced the livre as the de facto currency of France. Inflation steadily increasing thanks to Robespierre’s budget.
Urbanization: Less than a quarter live in cities. Population growth primarily in rural areas.
Religion: Catholics dominate political life but Calvinists and Jews are tolerated. The Civil Constitution of the Clergy makes priests direct employees of the state.
Ethnic Groups: 53% French, 46% Occitan, 1% Corsican. Official toleration of local languages but increasing momentum towards French as the sole language of the state.

=Budget=

Due to the poor economic policies of the monarchy, the treasury of France was bankrupt by the time the Constitution was enacted. In order to ensure economic stability, church property was forcibly seized and used as a standard for the currency. Despite the decrease in royal power, a large portion of the yearly budget was used to build and maintain the property of the nobility.

As a consequence of underfunding the police and low accountability among tax collectors, Revolutionary France often had difficulties collecting taxes.



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Contributions Directes:
Tax Efficiency: Low
40% tax on nobility (19)
20% tax on bourgeoisie (9)
25% tax on the petit bourgeoisie (3)
0% tax on working poor (0)
50% tax on land and estates (25)

Debt
Current Market Interest Rate: 2.0%
Debt growth per turn: 10 [-2 interest, -0 spending]
Payments to debt interest per turn: 10
Payments to debt reduction per turn: 0
Debt Credits: 527
---105 credits to Swiss banking houses
---422 credits to various private investors

Possible creditors: Private citizens. Dutch and Swiss banks willing to loan more only at higher than market interest rate while stability of government still in question.

Trade
Tariffs: 5.0% tax rate on all overseas imports and exports.
---1 from salt imports [Pondicherry - France]
---1 from cocoa imports [Martinique - France]

Trade Deals: Free Trade Compact w/ America
--- 1.0% growth from textiles [France - America]
--- 1.0% growth from cotton [America - France]

Government Revenues:
Minting: 8 (+.8 inflation/year) (from 10/+1.0pa)
Inflation: 6.12%

Manufacturing: 5/4 (+2)
Agriculture: 4/5
Infrastructure: 3/7 (-2)
Transportation: 2/3
Culture: 0/3 (-2)
Police: 9/9 (+3)
National Guard: 4/5 (+2)
Army: 16/13 (+4)
Navy: 4/11 (-3)
Intelligence: 1/3
Courts: 1/2
Clergy: 1/4
Education: 3/5 (-2)
Healthcare: 2/6
Colonies: 6/9
Food Relief: 5/3 (+3)
Subtotal: 66

Yearly Credits

Free Credits: 0
Credit Income: 66

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012


quote:

Kentoc'h mervet eget am zoatran- A France Brittany NationSim




Country: Ar Dizalcʼh Votadeg Dugelezh Breizh (The Independent Elective Duchy of Brittany), established 8 November 1791 by the ratification of the signing of the Breton Declaration of Independence
Foreign Relations: Excellent relations with the United Kingdom, good relations with the Papal States, good relations with Prince-Bishopric of Liège, neutral relations with the United States, at war with the Kingdom of the French
Population: 1,680,000
Year: Summer 1792 (turns represent 3 month seasonal cycles)

Metropolitan Brittany
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=Economy=
-
=Economic Sectors=
Agriculture: 88%
Manufacturing: 12%
Trade: 0%
Growth Rate: -1%
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Unemployment: 17%

=Government=

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Popularity: Good
System: Unitary Elective Duchy

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Duke: Loeiz II de Bourbon/Gantolandon (gantolandonsa@gmail.com)
    Popularity: Good
    Laws of Succession: Agnatic-Cognatic Elective
    Heir Apparent: To be decided.
    Likely Heir: Marie Thérèse Charlotte de Bourbon

Noble Assembly: 145 Seats (100 Nobles, 45 Clergy)
Popularity: Somewhat Low
Steward of the Throne: Charles Armand Tuffin, marquis de la Rouerie/Gorgo Primus
Elections: No elections held.
Suffrage: None at the national level. Nobles cast votes for Duke upon the death of the preceding Duke.

=Cabinet=
There are no rules dictating members of the Stewards cabinet due to the ongoing conflict and lack of a constitution. Brittany’s fate lies in the hands of a few individuals hand-picked by Tuffin.

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Chancellor of Brittany: Georges Cadoudal/Arujei (rjohnlennon@gmail.com)
No duties specified.

Other Important Individuals and Groups:

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Madame Royale Marie Thérèse Charlotte de Bourbon/vacant
Marie recently escaped Paris thanks to the efforts of her parents. As a symbol of the Legitimist monarchy, she remains in immense danger. Only time will tell who this thirteen year old princess will become.

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Archbishop of Paris: Antoine-Éléonor-Léon Leclerc de Juigné/Cozy Hemp Mines (Cozyhempmines at googlemail)
With the confiscation of church property and the subjugation of the clergy to the state, the influence of the church hierarchy on France is theoretically minimal at best. In reality, however, many voiceless Catholics still place their church first, and no one is in so good a position to take advantage of that trust as the Archbishop of Paris.


=Stats=



Agriculture: Poor, farm focused economy. Slow improvement because of foreign imports and exports
Industry:: Exclusively textiles. It is not clear whether Brittany qualifies for the Free Trade Compact with the US, as such rates of sale tends to vary drastically
Food: Although food is scarce, the situation is improving thanks to British and Ottoman aid as well as government food programs.
Labor: No restrictions on working hours or hiring practices
Education: 39% literacy for men, 28% for women. Based on the apprenticeship system, with Catholic seminaries being used as an alternative for poor families. Private tutors used for nobility.
Public Health: Major cities contain small sewers but require updated water systems.
Crime: Underfunded system in place for crime and punishment. Remnants of the old French system still in place but barely functioning
Trade: Limited trade with foreign nations thanks to ineffective blockade
Colonies: No interest in colonies, especially in a time of crisis.
Finance: Lack of trust in new currency, the Breton florin, exclusively minted in Breton provincial capitals.
Urbanization: Less than a fifth live in cities. Population growth primarily in rural areas.
Religion: Catholics dominate political life. Religion reasserting authority under Breton homerule.
Ethnic Groups: Mostly Breton, with Frenchmen clustered on the border. Sporadic attacks occurring on French speakers in the region.

=Military=
Army of All Brittany

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General: Charles Armand Tuffin, marquis de la Rouerie/Gorgo Primus
Forces: 6,000 soldiers, 300 cavaliers
Organization: None
Situation:

=Budget=

quote:

Contributions Directes:
Tax Efficiency: Extremely Low
20% tax on nobility (4)
20% tax on bourgeoisie (3)
20% tax on the petit bourgeoisie (1)
0% tax on working poor (0)
25% tax on land and estates (5)

Debt
Current Market Interest Rate: 4.0%
Debt growth per turn: 0 [-0 in interest, -0 in spending]
Payments to debt interest per turn: 0
Payments to debt reduction per turn: 0
Debt Credits: 8
--- 8 from the Bank of England [interest payment suspended for 12 months]

Possible creditors: Private citizens, the Bank of England, Dutch banks, and the Catholic Church

Trade
Tariffs: 0.0% tax rate on all overseas imports and exports.

Government Revenues:
Minting: 0 (0 inflation/year)
Inflation: 6.12%

Manufacturing: 1/2
Agriculture: 2/5
Infrastructure: 2/7
Transportation: 1/3
Culture: 0/3
Police: 1/5
Army: 3/5
Navy: 0/4
Intelligence: 0/3
Courts: 1/2
Clergy: 0/2
Education: 0/0
Healthcare: 0/0
Colonies: 0/1
Food Relief: 2/2
Subtotal: 0

Yearly Credits

Free Credits: 8
Credit Income: 13

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012


Goodness. I apologize for the quadruple post. There was a lot of info. Turn is due tentatively at 6:00 PM on Thursday. We may reschedule because of Thanksgiving. Have fun

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Selected Important Persons in European History: 1789-1800
Taken from “The Complete Textbook Series: Late French History”
By J. Miller (Principal Author)
Sydney, Kingdom of Australia.
(c) 1948 Eagle Publishing Company: Sydney. Used with permission

Claude ANTOINE- Illegitimate son of French politician Baron de Gasq; Director of the Mississippi Company from 1767 to 1788. In 1791, Antoine was appointed Minister of the Marine by King Louis XVI where he spearheaded the French defense against the Haitian Revolution. His repeated pleas for greater military investment overseas were ignored due to problems on the French homestead. Following the May Revolution, Claude Antoine went into hiding in a French poor house. Fellow roomer betrayed him for 10,000 livres. Was executed 18 June 1792 for treason. Final resting place unknown.

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“My God, My God, Why Have You Forsaken Us?: Feuilliants After the May Revolution”
(c) 1948 By Johanna R. Poe
Vanderbilt Press
London, England, United Kingdom
Selected Excerpts

…In the aftermath of the May Revolution few were left as powerless as Minister of Foreign Affairs Armand Marc, comte de Montmorin. Academically, Armand Marc has been overlooked for his contributions. He is disregarded as one of the many moderates who were blind to the oncoming Jacobin storm. Accused of being “just another failed statesman”, he has been tossed aside. I assert these claims are false.

Over two hundred years on, it is undeniable that his sacrifices were largely what kept the French government running until 1792. Armand remained the voice of reason in an otherwise polarized cabinet. He played a very dangerous game, balancing Republican influences with that of the monarchy. Although it inevitably claimed his life, one should not disregard the accomplishments made up to that point. Shortly before his arrest, Armand claimed he had made significant progress appeasing the Holy Roman Emperor. Only God knows what the man may have accomplished with more time. He also demonstrated keen foresight, identifying De Sade’s opportunism before it became blatant and warning the monarchy not to trust his advances. Finally, he was no imperialist, being one of the primary sponsors to Province of Haiti and Abolition of Slavery Acts…

Armand was a fascinating, but ultimately flawed figure. He demonstrated true potential but his naivety regarding the Jacobins proved to be his downfall. As was said in his post-burial eulogy by a former colleague, “I have never met a man that worked harder. He was a great man and I only wish him peace in heaven”…

WhitemageofDOOM
Sep 13, 2010

... It's magic. I ain't gotta explain shit.

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Koca Yusuf Pasha, Ambassador of the Ottoman Empire

Frenchmen, i wish to make a plea to you. Do not let yourselves get distracted by the impudent and irrelevant Bretons to your west, focus on the Prussians and Austrians preparing for war to the east, and the internal matters that tear you apart.

Takanago
Jun 2, 2007

You'll see...



Louis Stanislas Xavier, comte de Provence, Commander of L’Armée des Princes, Regent of the Kingdom of France and Navarre, acting in lieu of His Most Christian Majesty The King, Louis XVI

Gentlemen!

This situation has gone far too out of hand. Everything is a mess. Now, before I continue, let me take care of something I should have done much sooner.

I, as acting Regent of the Kingdom of France and Navarre, would like to officially recognize the independence of The Independent Elective Duchy of Brittany. I'm sure that the Duchy's leadership will be glad to hear this news. While the navies and armies stand between me and Brittany, I would still like to do everything I can to help the loyal Breton people! In turn, I would like to ask for Brittany's continued loyalty to the throne of France and Navarre. As long as they serve the Kingdom of France and Navarre, I pledge to do all I can to help the Duchy.

With that out of the way, I must express my own dear shock and horror at the current peril that my brother and nephew face. What is going on is just about the worst possible thing that could have happened. Not only is my brother in the hands of some dirty radical republicans, but the heir is missing as well! I can only pray for their safety, and do my best to end the current chaos that engulfs my kingdom.

Now, I would be helping out France a lot sooner if the Austrians and Prussians had moved to rescue the monarchy as I expected them to. The delays that the British have imposed us have certainly filled me with disappointment and frustration. I hope that the monarchies of Europe have not forgotten the constant dangers that my family faces!

Finally, it has come to my attention that some Frenchmen have started to see me as a bit distant. This is an unfortunate result of the current hostilities in the kingdom which have forced me to stay here in the Netherlands. But do not despair, loyal Frenchmen! I have not forgotten about the plight of those who have not left home! While I wait for the Germans to march to war once again, I will do all I can to aid you all and protect you from the radicals and the pretenders! All those who would do you harm will have to answer to me!

Friar John
Aug 3, 2007

Saint Francis be my speed! how oft to-night
Have my old feet stumbled at graves!

Georges Cadoudal

From his diary posted:

...Hope means hoping when things are hopeless, or it is no virtue at all.

Jenkem Delivery
Feb 8, 2005

Death created time to grow the things that it would kill


King Louis Philippe I, "Le Roi Egalité"

The King speaks before a large crowd gathered in front of Tuileries Palace. Copies of the speech are distributed throughout France.

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My brothers, the last few months have seen chaos unimaginable even during the height of the Revolution! We have seen brother fight brother just outside the walls of our very city! These times, they weigh heavily upon me. They weigh heavily upon all of us.

Last night, amidst a fitful bout of restless sleep I received a vision! A woman, so beautiful words can not do her justice came to me as I sat upon the throne. As I sat in wordless awe she spoke to me in a voice I will never forget. Clear, strong, forceful, yet soothing. The voice of an angel! She told me, Louis Philippe you have dethroned the false King of Lies Louis Capet. You have brought the ideals of the Republic, the ideals of Montesqieu and Rousseau to the throne. You have changed the course of history forever! But you have also divided our nation. You wear a crown that no longer symbolizes strength, that no longer symbolizes honor. No! It is a crown of oppression, it is a burden upon the very people of France you love so dear! If you truly love them, you will cast aside that crown and bring a true Republic to the people! You will bring them to my loving bosom, for I am Lady Liberty! My embrace is the only thing that can truly heal France, that can truly set the people free! If you truly love them, if you truly love the Liberty which you so espouse, you will end the Monarchy and free France once and for all!

And now, my fellow Frenchmen I stand before you and ask for your forgiveness. Your forgiveness for not acting sooner. Your forgiveness for continuing your oppression by holding onto this accursed crown! I ask for you to absolve me of my sins and take me in as one of your own! FOR I NO LONGER STAND BEFORE YOU AS KING LOUIS PHILIPPE I, I STAND BEFORE YOU AS CITIZEN LOUIS PHILIPPE JOSEPH D'ORLEANS!

[The King removes the crown and places it in a lockbox held by one of his guards where it is taken away to a Museum]

This crown shall no longer sit on the head of any French leader! I hereby abolish the monarchy and declare myself President Louis Philippe Joseph d'Orléans of the First French Republic! Upon the conclusion of the revolution a constitutional convention shall be held to determine a True Republican Constitution to govern France for all time! Once that is done, elections will be held for all offices including mine own! FROM THIS DAY FORWARD NO MAN SHALL EVER LEGITIMATELY CALL HIMSELF KING OF FRANCE! Liberté! Égalité! Fraternité! Vive la France! Vive la République!

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