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Servant
Aug 3, 2010

... so you see, following that the will of the People cannot be reasonably interpreted down to the individual level, a legitimate government should operate purely through coin-flips...

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Louis Philippe de Borboun, "Citoyen Unité", Minister of Finances
In Autumn 1791, the distribution of power within the assembly was this:
Feuillants: 22%
Jacobins: 44%
Independents: 34%

After the May Revolution, the Feuillant Club was destroyed. Many, many Feuillants were traitors and had to be executed, however there were still a loyal core that remained loyal to the French State and rejected Louis Capet when he betrayed France. These loyalist Feuillants were joined up with the Parti Orleanist, making the Parti Orleanist the successor organization to the Feuillant Club.

After the Winter 1793 elections, the distribution of power within the assembly was:
Orleanists: 27% (+5%)
Jacobins: 60% (+16%)
Independents: 13% (-21%)

Despite a rapid expansion of the electoral franchise to all male Frenchmen (which benefits the Jacobins), despite the various missteps I have personally made (which costs us votes), despite the abandonment of the traitorous Emigres (and consequently, their lack of votes)...we still won seats. This election was a victory for the Parti Orleanist, and consequently, a victory for Louis Phillipe, our President!

However, we must not grow too complacent. Indeed, we probably already have. So I will leave Paris to begin an outreach effort towards the rural peasantry of our nation, so that we can secure more votes in the next election and counter both Jacobinism and Babeufism. The conservative and moderate forces of our country will be rallied. I will continue to communicate with you, the notables of our great country, through articles in L'Ami de la France, and I will hope that you will continue providing leadership to our great nation, as you always had.

The Emigres have abandoned our country, like traitors, but when the Revolution inevitably wins, they will come crawling back. When that happens, remember that you stayed.

Tao Jones
Jun 15, 2007

That's a very courageous post, Minister!



Auguste Hay de Bonteville, Veur Steward of Brittany

However amicable the personal opinions of the people of France may be toward us now, in the course of a few years they will be succeeded by those who have been taught to hate the people and institutions of this peninsula, with a hatred more deadly and more virulent than one hostile nation ever entertained toward another. That end is plain to see. By the necessary course of events, if left to themselves, we must become, in the end, two peoples. It is impossible that we could ever reunite under one political system, considering the deadly hatred which must spring up between two nations, if the present government in Paris is permitted to operate unchecked. Even though the links that held our nations together were once strong, the conflicting elements would burst the republic asunder. Brittany and the First Republic of France cannot co-exist. As a friend of France I proclaim this truth to any Frenchman who will listen, and the sooner this is recognized, the better. I believe in my heart that peace is still possible, but soon it will be beyond the power of man to control the course of events. We of Brittany can never, will never, surrender our institutions. To maintain the separation between our two nations is necessary for the peace and happiness of both. It cannot be subverted without drenching one country or another in blood.

I do not hold that the separation of our two races is an evil: far otherwise, I suggest that it is good, and has thus far proven itself to be a good both to the people of Brittany, as well as the Republic of France -- though it would be a greater good to the latter if they would abandon their insane lust for the blood of Breton men, women, and children. I hold that in the future it would continue to be a good, if not disturbed by the dark spirit of war. I appeal to the facts: in almost two thousand years, never has republicanism reached the heights that were brought about in France. We must admit that their republic, even though they hold themselves to be our enemies, exemplifies the highest possibility of men when removed from the protection and grace of the Crown. They have chosen the path that suits them, and even as we refuse to follow, we can respect their decision and cheer their accomplishments.

In the meantime, the Breton race has not degenerated, or fallen into insanity, or any of the other odious lies that have sprung from the tongues of the ministers and generals of France. I appeal to all of you - is a Breton not the equal of any man who ever lived in terms of virtue, intelligence, patriotism, courage, fair-mindedness, and any other high qualities that adorn our God-given natures?

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now


A speech given by Toussaint in Port-au-Prince, as recorded by his personal scribe

My friends, colleagues, relatives, family, neighbors, brothers, sisters; we have, earlier this year, seen the French flee the island with their tails between their legs, whimpering in pain. We have enjoyed the cries, remembering the years of sobbing they gave us. But though they are gone, we are not yet safe. To the world, our revolution is not finished; France just last season attempted to sell our nation to the highest bidder, as if they still owned us. Spain clamors for us, wishing to place us back in the same servitude from which we have recently escaped. The Disunited States easily see us as a source of easy labor, far closer than Africa. Even Napoleon and his wicked men are still a stone's throw away.

Until we are safe, we are not yet free.

I can provide some measure of safety; my men have been brave before and they will happily be brave once more. But they cannot do this forever. They will need to be paid, housed, clothed, fed, and given the finest guns we can muster, for if the French, the Spanish, the Americans, the Louisans, if they come to our shores, we must stand equal to them.

Because they protect us all, we must all be responsible for their upkeep. As such, I propose instituting a tax system, designed to be paid by all so that we may all be protected.

The taxes will not be onerous, by any means, but we must pay them - it is the price of continuing our freedom.

Likewise, I request that, if you need to work, you return to the plantations. Sugar is the best commodity we have, and if we sell it, we can make even more. If you return to your homes and work the sugar fields, you will do so as free citizens, and receive a fair wage - money you can then spend on your families and your new homes.

If you instead wish to do something else with your time, devote yourself to a trade or craft, then come to the cities - there are many opportunities for you there. So long as you contribute to the well-being of the nation, the nation which continues to protect you and ensures your freedom.

The lessons of the revolution are that we, together, can achieve so much. We have begun an unprecedented thing this year, creating an island of freedom in a world of tyranny. But at any moment this freedom could be taken away. If we stick together and build a nation of strength, we can continue living the reality of Liberty.


on the Desk of the General-Secretary posted:

Contributions Directes:
Tax Efficiency: Extremely Low
5% tax on landowners (3)
5% tax on merchants and artisans (2)
5% tax on farmers and miners (1)
5% tax on poor (1)

Debt
Current Market Interest Rate: 4.0%
Debt growth per turn: 0 [-0 in interest, -0 in spending]
Payments to debt interest per turn: 0
Payments to debt reduction per turn: 0
Debt Credits: 0

Possible creditors: Private citizens, the Bank of England, Dutch banks, and the Catholic Church

Trade
Sugar: 8 from sugar sales to Britain


Government Revenues:
Minting: 0 (0 inflation/year)
Inflation: 0

Manufacturing: 0/2
Agriculture: 6/6
Infrastructure: 2/5
Transportation: 0/2
Culture: 0/2
Police: 2/3
Army: 5/5
Navy: 0/4
Intelligence: 0/2
Courts: 0/2
Religion: 0/2
Education: 0/2
Healthcare: 0/2

Subtotal: 0

Yearly Credits

Free Credits: 0
Credit Income: 0

Tao Jones
Jun 15, 2007

That's a very courageous post, Minister!



Auguste Hay de Bonteville, Veur Steward of Brittany

In reviewing the finances of the Duchy of Brittany, I have established a new system of bookkeeping which I find easier to work with. The "gronk" value represents the decent level of spending which used to be represented by the denominator of a fraction; for lack of a ready word to represent this ephemeral point of spending, I invented my own.

Note that this style of bookkeeping can easily be modeled on one of the "spread-sheet" which the ever-ingenious Jewish banking houses utilize to great effect. The budget shown here is a sample, and I do not necessarily intend it for adoption by the Duchy this turn.

pre:
BUDGET PROPOSAL					
Brittany, Spring 1793					

=ECONOMIC DATA=					
Tax Efficiency:			Extremely Low				
Noble Tax Rate:			20%		4 credits expected		
Bourgeoisie Tax Rate		20%		3 credits expected		
Petit-Bourgeois tax rate:	20%		1 credit expected		
Working Poor tax rate:		0		0 credits expected		
Land Tax:			25%		5 credits expected		
					
Debt					
Total Debts			16				
Debt to Bank of England		16		[note: interest deferred]	

Other Economic Indicators	
Interest Rate (market)		4%				
Inflation			6.12%				
Debt growth per turn		8		[note: maintains current levels of spending]

=BALANCE SHEET=					
Revenues					Expenditures		
Source			Amount			Item		Spent	Gronk
Taxation		13			Manufacturing	1	2
Grant from Papacy	2			Agriculture	5	5
Loan from England	8			Infrastructure	2	7
Minting			0			Transportation	2	3
Tariffs			0			Culture		1	3
						Police		2	5
						Army		5	5
						Navy		0	4
						Intelligence	0	3
						Courts		1	2
						Clergy		2	2
						Education	0	0
						Healthcare	0	0
						Colonies	0	1
						Food Relief	2	2
					
Subtotal of Revenues	23			Subtotal of Expenditures	23	
						Debt Repayment			0	
						Total Expenditures		23


Stalingrad
Feb 5, 2011



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People of Picardie, Thank you all for electing me and the Enrages to lead this government, I am glad the popular will is being carried out in our fair nation, I regret of course, that conscription is necessary, but our nation has been born to War, our Mother is war, our Father is War, and until we have become mature, and equal with our peers, we can not fly our Parents nest, so war will remain.

Let us honour our Father and our Mother.

Gorgo Primus
Mar 29, 2009

We shall forge the most progressive republic ever known to man!



'Steward of the Duchess' Charles Armand Tuffin, marquis de la Rouerie
Steward of the Duchess for the Elective Duchy of Breizh/Brittany for Mari Tereza Charleza I ar Vourboned

Open Address to the Nation posted:

For over a year we have seen, the world has seen, us ask for meager concessions, then compromise, then independence, then peace, and finally our lives. Every step of the way the response was to deny our pleas, deny our independence, deny our existence, and then to call for our mass extermination.

Finally they came, and with a mighty army sought to utterly destroy us. They promised that they would kill us to the last child. And we prevailed. We beat them and showed them that our ultimate victory is not only possible, but inevitable.

And suddenly the racists and radicals put forward a bill offering the meager trappings of what we wanted long long ago? What is this madness?! It is insulting! It is yet another showing that the French do not understand us, nor do they recognize us for the Bretons we are. They continue to call us French, and insist we are some sort of sub-species of them. They continue to demand we surrender everything we have gained for nothing; bury our many dead for nothing! They tell us that we can all 'go home now' to a foreign land and foreign state, after threating to kill us all - they still threaten to kill us all, if you are a member of our proud nobility - if you are our beloved Duchess Mari I.

We have beaten them, and in their desperation the Lion calls out to the Swan and promises that if it surrenders its nest and eggs, it won't seek to kill and maim it any longer. What a travesty, what an insult, what a farce!

The time for giving the prisoner rest from the whip and a few minutes a day for rest is OVER. The time for recognizing that the prisoner is now free and emancipated from his chains, and will never go back to his cell is HERE! For too long the Bretons have been prisoner to Great Parisian Chauvinism, for too long have Bretons been threated with our outright extermination, for too long we have tried to win without war.

Do they think us blind and dumb? They call for our extermination for over a year and then suddenly they want to give us kisses and hugs after we prove that their task is far harder than they thought? We will not disarm and let you pillage our lands on a promise that you shall only kill half of us, for the truth is if we surrender now - and accepting their offer would be a surrender - they will only turn around and, with our defenses then down and open, proceed to do what they promised they would do all along; they will butcher us all!

No, we are now at war! And what is more, we are winning! And we will not cease fighting and winning until they meet the demands of our war goals we laid out when, after months of trying to ignore their idle declarations and seek peaceful secession, we finally had enough and gave them a war declaration in return.

The French Republic must accept our independence, forever and always.

We are not French, we are Breton and we will prevail and ensure that our children, and our children's children will never suffer under the iron fist of Parisian conquest ever again!

Independence now, Independence Tomorrow, Independence Forever! Long Live Duchess Mari I! The Swan has arisen, and shall never give itself up to be butchered ever again!

If France wants peace, it shall be on our terms now.

sniper4625
Sep 26, 2009

It is a foolish man indeed who attacks his fellow man when there are literal crocodile-men eating Virginians.




To Tuffin, and the Breton People posted:

We have been willing to show mercy, we have been willing to obey the rules of war. If you reject this generous settlement, if you continue to use your own women and children as shields to hide behind while you make war, then total war it shall be. Total war of your own choosing, and may God have mercy upon us all.

To the people of Brittany - you must realize your fight is futile. Surrender your arms, go home to your families, we will not molest you further. Will you blindly follow Tuffin to your grave? You have "won" a battle, and in doing so lost more men than you killed. You have not expelled our armies from your soil, nor vanquished our spirit. And behind this army stands hundreds of thousands of more proud republicans, prepared to wipe the last remnants of monarchy from France. Will you die for a dead king? For an obsolete ideology?

Gorgo Primus
Mar 29, 2009

We shall forge the most progressive republic ever known to man!



'Steward of the Duchess' Charles Armand Tuffin, marquis de la Rouerie
Steward of the Duchess for the Elective Duchy of Breizh/Brittany for Mari Tereza Charleza I ar Vourboned

To the Radical Donkey Robespierre - CCed to the Breton Nation posted:

Your 'Mercy' is threatening to mass murder all our Nobility, and shelling civilians with fire and death from the sea. I think we'll pass on your offer of more of it.

And the only reason you might not molest us if we surrender our arms and homes, is because you'll kill us all far too quickly to have time for such things.

sniper4625
Sep 26, 2009

It is a foolish man indeed who attacks his fellow man when there are literal crocodile-men eating Virginians.




To the Traitor Tuffin posted:

The only ones for the guillotine are those who actively led the rebellion - the others would be tried by tribunal. As for the matter of the naval bombardment, an investigation into the matter is already progressing. Alas, the fog of war is ever so obstructing.

Regardless, it is clear your mind is made up, as is mine. It remains to see if the people of Brittany will follow you on your mad march to the grave.

Friar John
Aug 3, 2007

Saint Francis be my speed! how oft to-night
Have my old feet stumbled at graves!

Georges Cadoudal

To the Peoples posted:

Brothers and Sisters, we have won a great victory, but we are not done with our task! You have heard the speech of Lafayette by now, how he proposes a law for your protection, should you lay down your arms, should you hand over your freedom for a piece of paper.

Brothers and Sisters, this is a question of trust. I cannot order your thoughts, I cannot bully your conscience, I can only speak to you and persuade you. Unlike Lafayette, I do not hold a gun to the head of your brothers, and then say I will spare him if you listen to me. For that is the nature of the brigand -- to refrain from murdering a man for a hefty price, and then boast of their mercy in sparing him!

Trust is the only currency I have, friends. All I have are the exertions I have done, the labors I have worked on your account. You have trusted me, you have trusted the Steward, you have trusted the Duchess and all the Nobles, and together we have done great things! The Radicals say I am an enemy of the People, but have I ever wished ill upon you? All my life all I have wanted is peace and justice, in Brittany, in France, in Europe! And not the peace of the Radical! which is merely the quietude and resentment of the conquered, but the peace which arises from perfect charity towards our fellow man, founded first on the love of Christ.

I have been a friend to all men, be they French, Occitan, German, Spanish, Catalan, English, Irish, Indian, or Berber. But true peace does not flow from the barrel of a cannon, it does not grow from gunpowder and shot, it is not watered by the blood from the guillotine, but it is found in the sacraments of the Church, and in the grace of God in our everyday lives. It is not built by laws, but laws are built to preserve it, Man's laws and God's law!

I can only ask you to continue trusting me, to believe me when I say that these hands are always engaged in your defense, this mind in procuring your prosperity, this voice in prayer for you.
Enor, enor ad gwenn-ha-du!

From his Diary posted:

...As I continue to hear the news from the Kingdom, I hear more from the traitor's son, his crowing at the election results. He call himself conservative? I believe the purpose of the Radical is to create injustice, and for conservatives like him to prevent those mistakes from ever being corrected.

sniper4625
Sep 26, 2009

It is a foolish man indeed who attacks his fellow man when there are literal crocodile-men eating Virginians.


A Letter sent to the leading British daily publications posted:

And why, members of Parliament, are we sending our ships and soldiers to the aid of Frenchmen, of all people? Tuffin himself fought against us during the recent unpleasantness in the American colonies (though I do reserve some pleasure at their recent problems), and now we are his greatest ally? This is hardly a fitting use of British resources, both in gold, men and ships.

Not to mention, this government, and especially that Crassus of an Ambassador we saw fit to station in our neighbor across the Channel, have supported Brittany even before the French declared their so called "Republic". As a result, it is not support for a monarchist bastion against the dictatorship of the masses, as may be excused, but unjustified support for separatist rebels! Will the Parliament next support independence for Scotland, Wales, and Ireland? Should we have allowed the American colonies their independence when they first threw our tea in the sea? It's madness!

France is no threat to our fair nation, so long as the wooden wall stands between us and them. But supporting Brittany is a step too far, an entanglement in Continental affairs that our nation should have no part in. Exit Brittany!

Mr. William Dafoe, Esq.
London

Attempts to find Mr. William Dafoe, unfortunately, proved fruitless - it's as if the man never existed.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010


Saint-Just


An act is proposed before the Assembly....the Religious Liberty Act

quote:

1. As freedom of conscience is a fundamental right of man, and the right to worship God as one sees fit is pleasing to Him, and compulsion in matters of religion abhorrent in his sight, therefore, the French state will neither fund nor sponsor any religion or religious practices, but all individuals are free to worship the Creator as they see fit.

2. No money shall be spent by the state on any church or sect. Nor shall the state favor any one religion over another. Instead, all churches and clergymen may practice their religion peacefully, so long as they swear allegiance to the Republic, do not commit crimes, do not commit acts offensive to public morality, and do not disturb the peace. However, no church or sect that swears allegiance to a foreign state will be allowed, no will any clergyman who so swears his allegiance be allowed.

3. All church lands and properties shall be taxed; and no church or sect, or minister or member of the clergy shall be exempt from taxation, except that those churches that perform charitable or philanthropic acts shall have that portion of their assets and revenues exempt from taxation.

4. The organization known as the Society of Jesus is banned, as is any organization purporting to be religious that encourages demonology, witchcraft, or wickedness.

5. No member of the clergy may hold public office or any position of trust in the Republic.

6. The fifth article of this act and the first sentence of the second article of this act shall not apply to chaplains employed by the army, navy, or National Guard.

Friar John
Aug 3, 2007

Saint Francis be my speed! how oft to-night
Have my old feet stumbled at graves!

Georges Cadoudal

Letter to Parliament posted:

Ministers and distinguished Members of Parliament, I Georges Cadoudal, Chancellor of the Duchy of Brittany, do greet you! May St. George, whose channel connects our countries, intercede on our behalfs before the Throne of God!

I wish to begin this by laying out the gratitude that all the people of Brittany feel for the aid you and yours have provided us through these times. It was grain from Oxford and Lothian that helped save this fair land from the demon starvation, and many prayers of thanks to God for your generosity have been given by the people and clergy of Brittany.

But now we must thank you even more, for it was your soldiers who proved to be the anvil that the Bretons hammered the Republicans on! Braver soldiers than those at Nantes I am hard-pressed to think of. Under the clamor of shot and the smoke of powder they held the walls of the city against a force 10 times their own size, time enough for the Bretons and the French Regent to strike. They did not break, they did not cower, they stood tall and manfully, reflecting the best qualities of courage and discipline. They reflect well on the families and towns that shaped them, and the laws they live in! But their virtue did not end with the last shot. After the battle, I saw Catholic Breton and Protestant Englishman aiding one another, binding wounds, sharing bread and water, tending to the dying, sharing a language in charity, if not in speech.

Though history has many wars between yourselves and the French state, wars that have put us in opposite armies, you have shown that the sins of resentment and envy need not dictate the actions of governments. Greatness is not found solely in war, but it is found most perfectly in friendship. By showing friendship to us, who were once belligerents, you show a greater love of peace than many men, and show yourselves to be a true beacon and example for others to learn from.

I thank you all, on behalf of the Breton people, and the Duchess Mari I, for your actions, and know that this friendship will be long and fruitful.

Georges Cadoudal, Chancellor

Tao Jones
Jun 15, 2007

That's a very courageous post, Minister!




After consulting with the other members of the Royal Council, I propose this as the state budget of Brittany this quarter. Our hard-won victory against the French invader must be capitalized upon to bring stability to Brittany and ensure we can never be threatened by anyone again!

pre:
BUDGET PROPOSAL					
Brittany, Spring 1793					

=ECONOMIC DATA=					
Tax Efficiency:			Extremely Low				
Noble Tax Rate:			20%		4 credits expected		
Bourgeoisie Tax Rate		20%		3 credits expected		
Petit-Bourgeois tax rate:	20%		1 credit expected		
Working Poor tax rate:		0		0 credits expected		
Land Tax:			25%		5 credits expected		
					
Debt					
Total Debts			16				
Debt to Bank of England		16		[note: interest deferred]	

Other Economic Indicators	
Interest Rate (market)		4%				
Inflation			6.12%				
Debt growth this turn		+17		

=BALANCE SHEET=					
Revenues					Expenditures		
Source			Amount			Item		Spent	Gronk
Taxation		13			Manufacturing	2	2
Grant from Papacy	2			Agriculture	5	5
Minting			0			Infrastructure	2	7
Tariffs			0			Transportation	2	3
						Culture		1	3
						Police		4	5
						Army		8	5
						Navy		0	4
						Intelligence	3	3
						Courts		1	2
						Clergy		2	2
						Education	0	0
						Healthcare	0	0
						Colonies	0	1
						Food Relief	2	2

					
Subtotal of Revenues	15			Subtotal of Expenditures	32
(Loan from England	17)			Deficit				17
						Total				0

Jenkem Delivery
Feb 8, 2005

Death created time to grow the things that it would kill


President of the First French Republic Louis Philippe Joseph d'Orléans, “Citoye Egalité”

My countrymen, I cannot bear to see any more bloodshed between Frenchmen. The Breton leaders have sent thousands of their young men to slaughter for what? We have gone back and forth and remain at an impasse now. I do not seek more death in the name of Breton Independence or French Nationalism. As such, I propose the Breton Peace Settlement

quote:

Brittany becomes a semi-autonomous French state. It retains its regional government, with a 150 seat legislature. 75 seats are dedicated to noblemen, and 75 are elected on 1-5 year cycles (flexible). Suffrage is given to all men over the age of 21. In lieu of a Duke or Duchess, the head of state is an elected Executive serving up either 5 or 10 (negotiable) year terms with a maximum of 3 terms and given the ability to appoint cabinet ministers. Brittany retains the right to make its own regional laws so long as they do not directly contradict French law, and retains its language and education rights. Citizens also have the option of retaining French Citizenship.

Brittany retains the ability to pass its own budget and determine its own tax rates within the following parameters:

10-30% tax on nobility
10-30% tax on bourgeoisie
10-25% tax on the petit bourgeoisie
0-12% tax on working poor
10-30% tax on land and estate

A contribution of 25% (negotiable) of all taxes collected will be sent to the French Government.

Monsiuers Cadoual, Tuffin, De Bonteville, Archbishop LeClerq and the other primary conspirators are exiled for life, never again permitted to step foot on French or Breton soil on punishment of death. Safe passage will be guaranteed through the British. Maria Therese is free to do what she likes as a citizen, may she live a long, healthy, and happy life.

I believe these terms to be fair to the Breton government and people. For I do not wish to see any more bloodshed between countrymen. The true threat of the Prussian and Austrians loom over us. I ask the Breton government to accept these terms not for themselves, but for their people. If you should truly care for the lives and well being of your citizens, you should seriously consider my offer. The numbers are negotiable but the core tenets of the proposal stand.

Gorgo Primus
Mar 29, 2009

We shall forge the most progressive republic ever known to man!



'Steward of the Duchess' Charles Armand Tuffin, marquis de la Rouerie
Steward of the Duchess for the Elective Duchy of Breizh/Brittany for Mari Tereza Charleza I ar Vourboned

Or... we can not surrender and be killed. Not a single one of our war goals is reflected in that 'offer'. Perhaps that can be a hint as to why this is not a peace offer in the least, and will never be accepted.

Come back when you learn what a peace offer should look like after you lose every battle in a war.

Friar John
Aug 3, 2007

Saint Francis be my speed! how oft to-night
Have my old feet stumbled at graves!

Georges Cadoudal

Reply to the Kinslayer's "Peace" posted:

You have tried to tax us into oblivion. When that failed you sought to starve us. You tried to raid Naoned, and now you have marched an army to try and destroy this nation from the ground up. "But I want peace!" you say. You want the peace of the Roman, who makes a desolation and calls it glorious, the peace of the Athenian who says "The strong do what they will and the weak suffer what they must." You want the people of this nation to trust men who deal with no laws, who hate God and His Church, who desire nothing more than their own self-aggrandizement. And furthermore you do this not through the channels befitting an independent state, but by trying to convince the people of Brittany, those very same men and women you have starved and shot! that you are something more than you look. Because let me tell you, all the world sees you as this -- an opportunist, a hypocrite, a mercenary, a murderer and traitor to his own family, a man more in love with his own power than anything else in the world. That is what you are, and no cloak of friendliness or reasonableness will cover the stink of your crimes against man and God.
976x702

In conclusion: Kerzh da garc'hat, you fat slimy piece of donkey turd.
Sincerely,
Georges Cadoudal, Chancellor of the Duchy of Brittany

sniper4625
Sep 26, 2009

It is a foolish man indeed who attacks his fellow man when there are literal crocodile-men eating Virginians.




To the Breton Leaders posted:

The people of Brittany are shot because you make civilians targets, they starve because you bring war upon them. You consort with a kinslayer, and rely upon foreign support to further your mad dreams. These terms are more than reasonable, and it becomes ever more clear that the leaders of Brittany are more keen on realizing their ambition than preventing further bloodshed. You spin a tapestry of fine words, but words will not save you from the armies of France. You have had your chance, and you have lost it. May God forgive you all.

a bad enough dude
Jun 30, 2007

APPARENTLY NOT A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO STICK TO ONE THING AT A TIME WHETHER ITS PBPS OR A SHITTY BROWSER GAME THAT I BEG MONEY FOR AND RIPPED FROM TROPICO. ALSO I LET RETARDED UKRANIANS THAT CAN'T PROGRAM AND HAVE 2000 HOURS IN GARRY'S MOD RUN MY SHIT.



Général Lafayette, Minister of War, Commander of the National Guard

Letter to the Bretons from the camp of l’Armée du Centre

My fellow Frenchmen, you have been offered great and generous concessions which respect all of your demands. Your church is to remain unhindered - your language will thrive - your culture and traditions will stand through the ages - your leaders are to be selected by you. What more could you want? Is this not what you have fought for all along?

Yet the conman "Tuffin" has turned down this offer, and in doing so revealed his true intentions. He fights not for Brittany, but his own perverse sense of glory and his cultish obsession with death. Is there any greater selfishness than to condemn your own people to war and destruction for your own abstract benefit? I know that if I stood in the Breton camp, and saw this insane man tear apart this guarantee of peace and freedom, my sense of betrayal would be total. If the rogue "Tuffin" were instead to accept this deal, your mother would be safe, your wife smiling, your children fed. Instead he has condemned them all to misery!

I call on all to lay down their arms, accept the amnesty provided by my army, and remove this supposed leader from his command. Only then will Brittany survive this struggle between the Republican future and the feudal past.

Gorgo Primus
Mar 29, 2009

We shall forge the most progressive republic ever known to man!



'Steward of the Duchess' Charles Armand Tuffin, marquis de la Rouerie
Steward of the Duchess for the Elective Duchy of Breizh/Brittany for Mari Tereza Charleza I ar Vourboned

In Response to the Cowardly French Republicans posted:

Our civilians have always been your targets. You starved them, you blockaded them, you shot at them with warships while they slept in their beds, and you consistently and often called for their deaths and the deaths of their leadership.

Da go lapash na magare, Robespierre.

sniper4625
Sep 26, 2009

It is a foolish man indeed who attacks his fellow man when there are literal crocodile-men eating Virginians.




Refutations of the continued lies of Tuffin posted:

You see now the acts of a desperate man, searching in vain for a reason to continue the fight.

You might say we starved the people of Brittany, if one of the early acts of the Republic was not to open the doors wide for ships bearing food.

You might say that we shot at them with our ships, if such an act was a clearly defined policy of this government, instead of the accidental tragedy that it was. Given that we had seen no such bombardments before, or immediately following (before the untimely arrival of the British), the latter can be assumed.

And if you look at my words, you'll see I've never called for the death of the people of Brittany, merely those who would stir the pot of rebellion for their own ambitious agendas.

Make no mistake, people of Brittany, this man is using you. When your homes burn, your sons and daughters lie dead in the crossfire, your worlds destroyed, will Tuffin care? No! He'll be too busy groveling at the feet of the British, the Prussians, or anyone else who will throw a few coins his way. He'll even kiss the feet of Stanislas, a man who abandoned his own brother at best, and I'm sure you know the worst-case.

Gorgo Primus
Mar 29, 2009

We shall forge the most progressive republic ever known to man!



'Steward of the Duchess' Charles Armand Tuffin, marquis de la Rouerie
Steward of the Duchess for the Elective Duchy of Breizh/Brittany for Mari Tereza Charleza I ar Vourboned

More Responses to the Cowardly French Republicans posted:

Yes, it was quite a coincidence that the bombing of our civilians by warship stopped at the same time the UK fleet showed up, destroyed said ships, and began a blockade of the French coast....

See, I don't need to refute your lies, because they are so damned transparent.

Friar John
Aug 3, 2007

Saint Francis be my speed! how oft to-night
Have my old feet stumbled at graves!

Georges Cadoudal

Against the Radicals posted:

Is having a priest in the parish church abstract, Lafayette? Is seeing your taxes used to your benefit, and not for the social engineering of madmen, abstract? Is sleeping in bed without fear of Acquisitors stealing everything they can lay their hands on for your war machine abstract?

You speak of abstraction as if you had any idea of what the damn word means! Please, show us your "Republican future"! Where is it? Is it in Picardie? Is it below the guillotine? Is it in the gaping hole in Paris? Is it on the battlefield where ravens and wolves grow fat because of your orders? Is it in the homes of widows and orphans you made because you seek war upon war? You speak of abstractions, as if your entire project were something more than it is -- an assertion that sounds well at first, calculated to please those with more hatred than sense.

I do not offer abstractions. I offer men & women, who have been spat upon and kicked by you and yours, peace, peace that does not rely on your mask of goodwill. And you, Robespierre, I am gracious of the mercy of God, for He did not strike you down for your blasphemy. You speaking of God leaves a man with the sense of hearing an iron nail dragged across a blackboard. Know that Christ sides with the poor and downtrodden, and the mighty and powerful will see all their works crumble to nothing, while faith, hope, and charity stand forever.

I pray that God may make you see sense, but it was He who did harden Pharaoh's heart, bringing ruin to Egypt.

Jenkem Delivery
Feb 8, 2005

Death created time to grow the things that it would kill


President of the First French Republic Louis Philippe Joseph d'Orléans, “Citoye Egalité”

I am disheartened by the lack of negotiation or even attempt at civility by Monsiers Tuffin and "Triple Chin" Cadoudal. I have made a generous offer for peace, for I wish no ill upon the Breton people but alas the greedy, power hungry, blind men in power would rather sit upon their thrones and throw their people to the lions. These are not the arenas of Rome! Your people are not there for you to see them led to slaughter! Are you so blind that you are willing to sacrifice their lives for your own power?!!

Gorgo Primus
Mar 29, 2009

We shall forge the most progressive republic ever known to man!



'Steward of the Duchess' Charles Armand Tuffin, marquis de la Rouerie
Steward of the Duchess for the Elective Duchy of Breizh/Brittany for Mari Tereza Charleza I ar Vourboned

Where was this desire to negotiate for peace the hundreds of times we offered it before? Where is it now?!

Our government has never been contacted by yours to set up negotiations over peace. We simply get these diktats from you once a year demanding we surrender, and calling it 'mercy'. We refuse to surrender to racist Republican scum for what crumbs they can scavenge off the floor of their godless indignation.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010


Saint-Just

An act is placed before the Assembly! The Treason Act

quote:

Treason shall consist of waging war against the French Republic, or providing assistance to the enemies of the French Republic, or by plotting, either alone or in combination, the overthrow of the French Republic or physical violence against officials of the French Republic in opposition to the execution of their duties.

Treason shall be punishable by death.

Leif.
Mar 27, 2005

Son of the Defender
Formerly Diplomaticus/SWATJester


Epicurius posted:

Saint-Just


An act is proposed before the Assembly....the Religious Liberty Act

Condorcet, overheard speaking to a friend.

...but yes, I have heard of this Act. And while I believe a Secular government is best for France, we should take care to remember the great Asset that Religion has been towards Scientific Advancement, let we forget in favor of all of the times it has been advancement's greatest Foe. And I worry about this Demonologist group at the Universite, which, one could Argue, would not be Subject to this Law if it is not Purporting to be Religious, but Scientific in nature. No, I fear our current instability means that France is simply not Prepared for this Act, and I hope to Providence that it may be Reintroduced once stability returns.

I'm going to have little internet access all weekend. Ironically I'm going to a French colony (Djibouti).

Gantolandon
Aug 19, 2012





Mari Tereza Charleza ar Vourboned, by the Grace of God, Duchess of Brittany

A letter to Louis Philippe posted:


Dear relative,

I have heard about your proposition of burying my late Father in Basilica of St. Denis. While it has always been considered a proper way to bury French kings, it is not appropriate right now from quite obvious reasons.

First of all, Louis XVI should be buried by his family and loyal subjects, not the very people who betrayed, humiliated, deposed, outlawed and, ultimately, killed him. He should be mourned, not paraded around like a trophy. Killing him was a terrible crime, but there is certainly no reason to make it worse by organizing such a mockery of a burial.

The second reason against such course of action is that, currently, the government of France is either viciously anti-Christian, or under sway of heretical "Theophilanthropic Church". Neither my father's faith, nor mine, allow sacraments to be performed by atheists or heretics. In effect, what you are proposing would not be better than just having left his body where he had been slain.

If you have even a modicum of respect towards my father and what he represented, you should just send him to Brittany, where he can be buried properly.

Yours,

Mari Tereza Charleza ar Vourboned

Tao Jones
Jun 15, 2007

That's a very courageous post, Minister!



Auguste de Bonteville Hay, Veur Steward of Brittany

France is a government with which hardly any Christian nation dares negotiate. If a Frenchman presents himself at the lobby of any bank in Europe, he is laughed off of the premises. If a Frenchman and a gypsy happen to make camp beside one another, the gypsy begins to watch his possessions with great care. This is because there is no race on the planet as perfidious and untrustworthy as the French have shown themselves to be. Indeed, we need no further proof of the doctrine of original sin than to reflect upon the last few years of recent history. The only people in the world who looks at a Frenchman and sees in his face a fellow-friend are the infidel Turks.

The French government, which has shown itself to be utterly incapable of managing its own finances, now dares to presume to set terms for Brittany's finances. This is ludicrous - if anything, they should immediately accept our terms for peace and look to us as a wise teacher in the art of statecraft.

The only policy the French government understands is slaughter. For want of an assembly building, they conduct their affairs of state in an abattoir. For want of an army, they have turned to throwing untrained, barely-armed conscripts into battle like farm stock. They slaughter their own people when they protest; they slaughter Breton peasant when the tide of war starts to turn; no doubt they would slaughter every German, Spanish, or British man, woman and child if they but had the power.

French armies face defeat on every front. Brittany will become Lafayette's grave, as it has already become the grave of so many of those men who foolishly followed him here. People of Brittany, let us talk to Lafayette in a language he understands!

Gorgo Primus
Mar 29, 2009

We shall forge the most progressive republic ever known to man!



'Steward of the Duchess' Charles Armand Tuffin, marquis de la Rouerie
Steward of the Duchess for the Elective Duchy of Breizh/Brittany for Mari Tereza Charleza I ar Vourboned



Official Anthem of the Breton Civilian Resistance Movement posted:


We are a band of brothers, and native to the soil
Fighting for our Liberty, With treasure, blood and toil
And when our rights were threatened, the cry rose near and far
Hurrah for the Black and White flag that bears a single cross!

Chorus:
Hurrah! Hurrah!
For Breton rights, hurrah!
Hurrah for the Black and White flag that bears a single cross.

As long as the French, were faithful to their trust
Like friends and like brethren, kind were we, and just
But now, when Frenchmen's treachery attempts our rights to mar
We hoist on high the Black and White flag that bears a single cross.

Chorus

First gallant Sir Charles Tuffin, nobly made the stand
Then came fair Cadoudal who lent a willing hand
Next, quickly the governors, priesthood, and populace
All raised on high the Black and White flag that bears a single cross.

Chorus

Ye men of valor gather round, the banner of the right
Peasants and our fair Nobility join us in the fight
Mari, our beloved Duchess, and Auguste statesmen rare
Now rally round the Black and White flag that bears a single cross.

Chorus

Now here's to the brave Vendee lands, of the French State,
With the young new Breton Duchy, at last has sealed her fate,
And spurred by her example, now other lands prepare
To hoist high the Black and White flag that bears a single cross.

Chorus

Then cheer, boys, cheer, raise a joyous shout
For soon the whole North West of France shall declare they've now gone out,
And let another rousing cheer for Breton men be given,
That gloried cross of that Black and White flag shall soon be seen in Paris.

Chorus

Then here's to our beloved Brittany, strong we are and brave,
Like patriots of old we'll fight, our heritage to save;
And rather than submit to shame, to die we would prefer,
So cheer for the Black and White flag that bears a single cross.

Chorus

Gantolandon
Aug 19, 2012



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Mari Tereza Charleza ar Vourboned, by the Grace of God, Duchess of Brittany

To the French soldiers posted:

Soldier, what are you doing?

When I was younger, it was an honor to serve in the French army. You were someone who protected the borders of your country. Someone who would protect a mother and her child from the foreign murderer, pillager and rapist. Someone, whom little boys always wanted to be. Someone, who little girls always dreamed about.

What happened to you now? You are invading the very land you claim is yours, killing soldiers and civilians indiscriminately. You burn down their houses and take their food. You are the foreign murderer, pillager and rapist we always feared. Lafayette turned you from the noble protector into his beast.

And what good did it bring you? You are underfed, even malnourished on foreign land. Desyntery ruins your stomach, scurvy makes your gums bleed. Your body falls apart because of gangrene and frostbite. Your musket has no gunpowder anymore, nor bullets that could be shot. Your pay will never come, because you are either a forced conscript... or your government has no money to give.

Why are you still here? Is it because you feel trapped?

Even though you hurt us, we do not wish you ill. We understand you have been tricked to obey Lafayette and Robespierre. If not for them, we would gladly let you go home, to your families... if you let us.

Please, cease your hostile acts against the people of Brittany and bring us Lafayette, the traitor, to be tried. If you do that, you will be let out of Brittany and allowed to return to France, where you will eat and rest. Otherwise I can't promise you anything. Not even quick death, because at this point, death from hunger is as probable as death from wounds.

May God help you choose right.

Mari Tereza Charleza ar Vourboned, by the Grace of God, Duchess of Brittany

Tao Jones
Jun 15, 2007

That's a very courageous post, Minister!



Auguste de Bonteville Hay, Veur Steward of Brittany

Parade Song of the Bretons posted:

The flag on high! The ranks tightly closed!
The Bretons march with quiet, steady step.
Comrades shot by Lafayette and his henchmen
March in spirit within our ranks.

Clear the streets for the ermine battalions,
Clear the streets for the men of All Brit'ny!
Millions are looking upon the gwenn ha du full of hope,
The day of freedom and of bread dawns!

For the last time, the call to arms is sounded!
For the fight, we all stand prepared!
Soon the Duchess's banners will fly over all streets.
The time of bondage will last but a little while now!

The flag on high! The ranks tightly closed!
The Bretons march with quiet, steady step.
Comrades shot by Lafayette and his henchmen
March in spirit within our ranks.

Rogue0071
Dec 8, 2009

Grey Hunter's next target.

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Veur Marshal: Aimé Picquet du Boisguy

We have fed you all three hundred years posted:


We have fed you all for three hundred years
And you hail us still unfed,
Though there's never a centime of all your wealth
But marks the Bretons' dead.
We have yielded our best to give you rest
And you lie on crimson wool.
Then if blood be the price of all your wealth,
Good God! We have paid it in full!

There is never a army marched northwards now
But we're shot dead for you.
There's never a shell drifted shoreward now
But we are those it slew.
Go reckon our dead by the lines for bread
And the villages where we live.
If blood be the price of your cursed wealth,
Good God! We have paid it in!

We have fed you all three hundred years -
For that was our doom, you know,
From the days when you chained us in your fields
To the slaughter two weeks ago.
You have taken our lives, and our babies and wives,
And we're told it's your legal share,
But if blood be the price of your lawful wealth,
Good God! We bought it fair!

Credit to Utah Phillips https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWTXyO2MOlQ

Mayenne River posted:

There’s a River in Brittany called Mayenne,
It’s a place that we all know so well,
It is there that we gave of our manhood,
And so many of our brave comrades fell.

We are proud of the British Battalion,
And the stand for Naoned that they made,
For they fought like true sons of the soil.
Shooting from the Breton palisade.

With the rest of the All-Breton Army,
In the stand for the freedom of Brittany
We swore at the River of Mayenne
That Jacobins never will reign.

Now we’ve left that dark river of sorrow
And its memories of regret,
So remember the Mayenne River
Let us stand to our glorious dead.

And to the International Brigades https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTDzjYNJZ0Q

Friar John
Aug 3, 2007

Saint Francis be my speed! how oft to-night
Have my old feet stumbled at graves!

Georges Cadoudal

"A Duchy Once Again posted:

When boyhood's fire was in my blood
I read of ancient freemen,
For Greece and Rome who bravely stood,
Three hundred men and three men;
And then I prayed I yet might see
Our fetters rent in twain,
And Brittany, long a province, be.
A Duchy once again!

chorus
A Duchy once again,
A Duchy once again,
And Brittany, long a province, be
A Duchy once again!

And from that time, through wildest woe,
That hope has shone a far light,
Nor could love's brightest summer glow
Outshine that solemn starlight;
It seemed to watch above my head
In forum, field and fane,
Its angel voice sang round my bed,
A Duchy once again!

It whisper'd too, that freedom's ark
And service high and holy,
Would be profaned by feelings dark
And passions vain or lowly;
For, Freedom comes from God's right hand,
And needs a Godly train;
And righteous men must make our land
A Duchy once again!

chorus

So, as I grew from boy to man,
I bent me to that bidding
My spirit of each selfish plan
And cruel passion ridding;
For, thus I hoped some day to aid,
Oh, can such hope be vain ?
When my dear country shall be made
A Duchy once again!

chorus

Viral Warfare
Aug 4, 2010

~~a n d I a m c a l m~~

Turn is due tomorrow, Saturday, at 6:00 PM EST. That's about 26 hours from now. Now a word from me. Here, and in later posts, I'll post characters I feel the sim really could use, and characters I feel would have a large influence on the course of the game. In general, if I see one faction has way more players than another, I'll skew to the underrepresented faction. Obviously, you're still free to play who you want...



Characters in Demand

- François Hanriot
- Bertrand Barère de Vieuzac
- Joseph Fouché
- Lazare Carnot
- Marie-Jeanne Phlippon Roland
- Emmanuel Joseph Sieyès

We need players in and around PARIS, mostly republicans - of both the moderate and radical stripes (but maybe you're a closet monarchist? off to the guillotine with you). The political scene is dying off because so many people have fled to Louisiana or gone to found their own goofy separatist republics/monarchies/whatever or DIED. Paris is a massively important part of the game!

The players for Georges Danton and Jean-Paul Marat have both disappeared/left the game. Those characters are now open and I very much recommend someone come play as them.

WhitemageofDOOM
Sep 13, 2010

... It's magic. I ain't gotta explain shit.

Cumfart Vortex posted:

We need players in and around PARIS, mostly republicans - of both the moderate and radical stripes (but maybe you're a closet monarchist? off to the guillotine with you). The political scene is dying off because so many people have fled to Louisiana or gone to found their own goofy separatist republics/monarchies/whatever or DIED. Paris is a massively important part of the game!

We have way too many people in random places and way too little politics, at this point the main plot threads are "lol bretons" and "franco-ottoman axis vs. the world."

SexyBlindfold
Apr 24, 2008
i dont care how much probation i get capital letters are for squares hehe im so laid back an nice please read my low effort shitposts about the arab spring

thanxs!!!


Gantolandon posted:

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Mari Tereza Charleza ar Vourboned, by the Grace of God, Duchess of Brittany

On the subject of the disposal of Louis Capet's body, I humbly suggest that his bones are ground to be used as fertilizer, so that at least in death he can help alleviate the hunger of those he once saw as his subjects.

As for the rest of him, I would have used his skin as a very fancy banner, but I assume that whomever is responsible for pulling the number on him relinquished that right once they fled as cowards without even claiming the body.

Tao Jones posted:


Auguste de Bonteville Hay, Veur Steward of Brittany

Rogue0071 posted:

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Veur Marshal: Aimé Picquet du Boisguy

Arujei posted:

Georges Cadoudal
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I am seriously considering endorsing Breton independence if the lot of you will, for the love of God, stop posting your awful, awful music and poetry.

a bad enough dude
Jun 30, 2007

APPARENTLY NOT A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO STICK TO ONE THING AT A TIME WHETHER ITS PBPS OR A SHITTY BROWSER GAME THAT I BEG MONEY FOR AND RIPPED FROM TROPICO. ALSO I LET RETARDED UKRANIANS THAT CAN'T PROGRAM AND HAVE 2000 HOURS IN GARRY'S MOD RUN MY SHIT.



Général Lafayette, Minister of War, Commander of the National Guard

Letter to my dear wife from the camp of l’Armée du Centre

... and as I tried to sleep, I heard over the low Breton hills their chants and songs. Though I am filled with resolve, their words terrified me, their tunes filled me with an innate dread. I have attached a sample of some of the lyrics, read these barbaric utterances only as your own nerves allow...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhBq-Mp1ZxM

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010


Saint-Just

The Jacobins propose two bills before the Assembly!

The Prices Act

quote:

In this time of national emergency, all hoarding of food stuffs, speculation in grains, oils and fats and other essentials, or price gouging is forbidden by law. Anyone found guilty of such practices will have their goods seized and sold, levied a fine, and sentenced to prison for a term of not less than a year or more than ten years, with the concomitant loss of rights.

A list of essential goods and maximum prices follows

The Emancipation Act

quote:

Within six months of the passage of this act, slavery and involuntary servitude, except as punishment for crimes, shall be banned in France and the territories of France. All slaves shall be granted their freedom within six months of the passage of this act.

a bad enough dude
Jun 30, 2007

APPARENTLY NOT A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO STICK TO ONE THING AT A TIME WHETHER ITS PBPS OR A SHITTY BROWSER GAME THAT I BEG MONEY FOR AND RIPPED FROM TROPICO. ALSO I LET RETARDED UKRANIANS THAT CAN'T PROGRAM AND HAVE 2000 HOURS IN GARRY'S MOD RUN MY SHIT.



Général Lafayette, Minister of War, Commander of the National Guard

Declaration from the camp of l’Armée du Centre

Evidence has been provided to myself, the President, and the Prime Minister of planning by Général Gerbey to overthrow the Republic. This plot is a direct assault on the French Republic during a time of war. There will be no mercy for the traitor who conspired against his country while our soldiers bled in the snow defending it. I strip Gerbey of his command of l’Armée des Pyrénées and his leadership of the Acquisitions Committee. He is now a wanted criminal and traitor.

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